I Was Using A Self Checkout Earlier Today And On The Payment Screen Saw A Button Saying "defence Discount"

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

motivational catgirl

I'm not sure I should be trusted with tags on this site

I'm relatively new to hanging out on Tumblr and, when I saw this, I thought Pope Francis had won the Tumblr Sexyman polls right before his death

I have just been informed that the Tumblr Sexyman poll has taken yet another life, so for legal reasons I am here to inform everyone that I did not kill Pope Francis

Do I need to think up a popesona in case I'm secretly a cardinal? How do I opt out of this?

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

Wait, it's not morning

Just submitted my appeal for PIP (disability payments) to the tribunal service.

This has left me with the desire to claw free from my flesh and emerge as a god-beast that preys on the wicked and corrupt.

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw