Do You Think... We're Brothers In Every Universe?

Some Headcanons/interactions?

Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮‍💨

Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒

Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles

Zoro: That's different!!

Nami: NO IT'S NOT

Zoro: YES IT IS

Nami: 20% INCREASE!

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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?

Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-

Law: No no, I mean romanticly

Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-

Law: Never mind

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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-

Nami: I'm gay

Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-

Nami: She's gay

Vivi: Yeah I'm gay

Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?

Zoro: .........

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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot

Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'

Luffy: I'm not a girl

Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.

Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that

Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?

Back on Sunny

Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!

Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.

Luffy: me neither!!

Usopp: wut the fuk?

Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo

Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.

Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you

Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?

Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*

Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?

Would you take his hand

*Sobs violently* I LOVE LUFFY, I'M ADMITTING IT!!! I just finished one piece (the manga) and I'm crying. Why is he so FRIEND SHAPED! LIKE stop >:[

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Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

✨✨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

That's it. that's the post. 👍

Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?

Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly

Sanji: ......

Zoro: ......

*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*

Okay Okay hear me out JUST HEAR ME OUT

Trans Ace 👉👈

We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj

Like

Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands

Or

Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases

Or Maybe

Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !

Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!

GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME