If You Start Playin Hot Enough At 11:57:19 Taekwoon Will Scream At You Into The New Year

hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*

hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?

hongbin: questioning my sexuality

I'm ja dog

Tag yourself I’m jenny 3 teers

Jordan: Danny won, fair and square... even Johnny  admits it.

Asia: Where is Johnny?

Jordan: Still in the showers, we think he's trying to drown himself.

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Johnny: Why aren't you in your room?

Ava: I SAW A SPIDER IN THERE

Yoongi in fics :- I’ll have black coffee ☕️, with no sugar and no cream.

Yoongi in real life :- can’t even drink espresso XD

Randi: This year, I lost my dear husband, Jordan.

Jordan: [in the distance] Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Randi: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Taekwoon: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Wonshik: that I was straight.

Dylan: they call me coffee because i grind so fine.

Danny: oh my god.

Jordan: they call me coffee because i keep you up past 2am.

Danny: stop it.

Jorel: they call me coffee-

Danny: dear lord, no.

Jorel: because i’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who i am.

Danny : oh.

imagine Hongbin as the nutcracker prince and Hakyeon as Clara, but instead of falling in love with him and breaking his curse, Hakyeon just uses Hongbin’s jaw to break nuts for his pet squirrel, Leo