Mingyu: People Who Sleep With Their Phone On Silent Or DND Really Don't Give A Fuck About Anybody

Johnny: I exist and find it nauseating

hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*

hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?

hongbin: questioning my sexuality

Jorel: hold the fuck up

Danny: excuse me?

Jorel: i said, hold the fuck up

Danny:

Danny: im the fuck up. hold me.

Dylan : Could you pass the salt?

Johnny : *throws Jorel across the table*

Dylan : *bust into the room*

Anna, startled : jesus !

Dylan : nope, it’s just me

*in an ambulance*

Paramedic: Don't worry Sir, we'll be able to save you.

Jorel/Johnny: *slips them 20 dollars*

Jorel/Johnny : Please don't.

Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”

Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”

Matt : hello people who do not live here

Johnny: hey

Danny: hi

Jorel : hello

Dylan : hi !

Matt : i gave you the key for emergencies

Charlie  : we were out of doritos

Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious