Charlie: /screams At Funny Man/

Waking up with hangover

Ravi: OMG!! What we did? What WE DID!?!?

Leo: being drunk, dumb gays, that's what we did

Dylan, stuck in a chair acting normal: Well kids, you may be asking yourself,  “Dil,how did you get stuck in that chair?”

Dylan, struggling to get out of it: Well, I have no fucking idea either.

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??

Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.

Aron: Would you call me self-centered?

Dylan: No, not to your face

Dylan: Actually, yes. Yes I would

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

Wonwoo: you know after being around you guys all day I realized what I want to be

Vernon: a dad

Wonwoo: no a dinosaur

Vernon: oh because they’re scary?

Wonwoo: no because they’re dead

Johnny: You're bad liar

Dylan: You're old

Johnny : *coughs violently*

Charlie : don’t die

Johnny : don’t tell me what to do

N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.