Johnny : *coughs Violently*

Jongup: go big or go home!

Daehyun, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Jongup, go home. please. just this once, go home.

Jongup, whispering: i’m going big

💕💕

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

Dylan, stuck in a chair acting normal: Well kids, you may be asking yourself,  “Dil,how did you get stuck in that chair?”

Dylan, struggling to get out of it: Well, I have no fucking idea either.

Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?

Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.

N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?

Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free

Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?

Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]

Leo: Understandable, have a good day.

Matt : hello people who do not live here

Johnny: hey

Danny: hi

Jorel : hello

Dylan : hi !

Matt : i gave you the key for emergencies

Charlie  : we were out of doritos