Top 3 Places To Bleed Out:

weezer boobs

everytime i come across this joke again it hurts to see the 0 notes because i thought i was an absolute genius for this joke and it would be perfect for tumblr

GNAWING ON MY FREAKIN BONES HES SO FINE

drew a lil something for my friend!! aesops trickster skin is so fun to draw..

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

some profoundness: 

jpeg = very small 

jrpg = very large 

Every time I drink out of my big water bottle with two hands I think of this jerma image and it keeps me hydrated