Totallytuberose - Totally Tuberose

being a jerma fan after his retirement is like listening to michael jackson after he died

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

this is me with my friends right now, except they dont like old men and i refuse to call the guy a twink

this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time

weezer boobs

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

hyperfixations are so embarrassing because like what do you mean my love language consists of sending and making jerma clip compilations that remind me of people i care about. i cannot function normally for five seconds without including my current interests in everything or i will combust and die

LIKE to go to his birthday party

SHARE to give him a present

IGNORE to leave him all alone on his birthday :’(