Totallytuberose - Totally Tuberose

tobey drawing aesop and andrew together for the win

friendship wins

Nothing is funnier than the fact that I get my 12 year old brother to do things via Jerma985. You got a cavity because you didn’t brush well enough? Jerma would want you to brush better. Hockey game tonight? Better play well for Jerma. Upcoming test? Gotta summon the knowledge of Jerma. He doesn’t even watch Jerma

stinky

weezer boobs

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

everytime i come across this joke again it hurts to see the 0 notes because i thought i was an absolute genius for this joke and it would be perfect for tumblr

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

this is me with my friends right now, except they dont like old men and i refuse to call the guy a twink

this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time

ଘ(* > 3 •́)━☆

˙✧˖ メリークリスマス！ ˙⋆✮

havent been on in a while bc of life and whatever but you guys deserve something for this season: catboy jerma part 2

also im really embarrassed to say that it took an ungodly amount of time to finish this so do not mind the sudden style change from last time which was like... *checks rusty pocket watch* a while ago

shoutout to this one post that inspired this:

have a holly jolly christmas everynyan... nya... rawr.....

dividers by strangergraphics !!!!