Stinky

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

ଘ(* > 3 •́)━☆

˙✧˖ メリークリスマス！ ˙⋆✮

havent been on in a while bc of life and whatever but you guys deserve something for this season: catboy jerma part 2

also im really embarrassed to say that it took an ungodly amount of time to finish this so do not mind the sudden style change from last time which was like... *checks rusty pocket watch* a while ago

shoutout to this one post that inspired this:

have a holly jolly christmas everynyan... nya... rawr.....

dividers by strangergraphics !!!!

LIKE to go to his birthday party

SHARE to give him a present

IGNORE to leave him all alone on his birthday :’(

Shakespeare 400 yrs ago: and then he pulls a pack of cigs out of his denim mini skirttttt

David tennant in 2011: omg yessss

hah yeah knock on wood for that good luck

*unzips pants and knocks on my pengis*

I had a dream that I bumped into Jerma and he somehow agreed to help put up a shelf in my house. He was rly struggling and at one point he got so frustrated he was like “THAT’S IT!” And took his shirt off only to reveal the same shirt underneath.. and he just kept doing that for a while

some profoundness: 

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im sorry al, love you babygirl ❤️

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

suck my w e e n

taire. taire. get out.