They're Taking My Bloood

I have been trying to make this post since yesterday. I have tried to send it at least 4 times and every single time it doesn't work. its not that it doesn't send because of the internet or it crashes or whatever it just doesn't fucking work. like it for real just disappears ive never had a glitch like this on tumblr before. all of my other posts send fine even when they have images attached. what the fuck is wrong with this ao oni png

LIKE to go to his birthday party

SHARE to give him a present

IGNORE to leave him all alone on his birthday :’(

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

the world's greatest and most comprehensive mac and cheese ranking video

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

some profoundness: 

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Shakespeare 400 yrs ago: and then he pulls a pack of cigs out of his denim mini skirttttt

David tennant in 2011: omg yessss

stinky