Finally! We Get A 4k Image Of This Iconic Gay Asf Scene! 🤭

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

the emperor and empress of the known universe

There’s definitely been times where Charles just disappears and all the X-men get extremely concerned, because y’know, everyone wants Charles for his telepathy. They all like go on search mission and can’t find him but when they return Charles is just waiting for them in his office and when they ask where he’s been he’s just like

“Erik took me to the Ritz :D”

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

“Mr Potter, Mr Potter — what do you have to say about the news that the ex-Death Eater Malfoy heir has broken off his engagement and is rumoured to have been seen frequenting muggle gay bars?”

Harry fuck-the-Prophet Potter

this crazy ass ad... we should've gotten a twenty minute uninterrupted sloppy make out session at the end of first class instead of the divorce

Sobbing this is so cute

miniroth gets socialized

unfortunately, by the time he warms up to angeal - this redheaded asshole comes along. Not only does sephiroth hate sharing but this new guy just wont shut his goddam mouth.

no one can tell me otherwise that this is not what happens lol genesis also probably deserves it. refs below the cut

courtesy of @draw-the-squad-like-this 's and the submitters.

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism