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More of him being soft, I love it, and need more soft Erik, it brings me so much joy.

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

I edited him with Lucrecia's hair & eye color & normal pupils like if he'd never been genetically modified. sob with me

crazy how maglor can be maedhros' wife and widow and side chick and pawn and entertainer and muscle and second-in-command and votary and confidant and knight and publicist and dream and challenge and addiction and responsibility all at once and his little brother too...

frank herbert may have been too 1960s straight dude to see the potential of a bene gesserit-induced omegaverse breeding programme but now we have the technology. we can do it. as a treat.

They should have fucked in that car

this is the face card that kept magneto from blowing up the world btw