I Didn't Expect That At All 😺🤣

seasons greetings 

One of these is accurate for me, plz tell me I'm not alone

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

Like The Other Ones

HI YES IM FINALLY DONE HOLY SHIT

OKAY SO this was based off on my own gameplay of COTL, I noticed that everytime Id put food orders in, Narinder would usually be the one to prepare them And honestly? We love a malewife in this house so I dig that for him, ma guy is a skilled cook <3

As I wrote down the dialogue, it just got deeper than I expected SO HERE YALL GO WITH A FULL ASS COMIC ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP, ENJOY!!!!

This shit took me weeks Ill go recharge my soul now brb-

freak4freak

Familyyy 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Danny: I think you'd get along well with Apollo.

Ember: Apollo.

Danny: Yeah, he's been complaining lately that there's so few ghosts with a passion for music which is such an odd thing considering how much music means to people.

Ember: Apollo the god.

Danny: Yeah, we have tea sometimes and he teaches me how to tend to certain injuries and illnesses.

Ember: Apollo the Greek god of the sun.

Danny: Uh huh, and music, and medicine and a bunch of other things I think. He needs a business card or something. I can introduce you.

Ember: To a god.

Danny: Yup.

Ember: Danny, lilbit, pipsqueak popstar, are you telling me you regularly have tea with a god?

Danny: I regularly have tea with the dude who watches over and I suspect fully controls time and space, a lady who turns into a dragon when frustrated, a yeti, a wolf who can rip through space with his claws and Pandora who is, might I add, of the Greek pantheon herself, why is a god that unbelievable?

Ember: ... Fair enough, I'm game.

Ra’s: Who turned the Lazarus Pit purple?

Nyssa: Are those bath bombs?

Talia: *calmly sipping her tea*

Ra’s, to Talia: It’s one of your spawn again, I just know it.

Talia: I’ll have you know my children are both perfect angels.

Nyssa: *poorly concealed snort*

Meanwhile, back in Gotham:

Jason: I have to admit, I’m impressed.

Bruce: Jason, stop encouraging this.

Jason: What? I’m not encouraging it, I’m just saying it’s impressive.

Steph: Thanks. I just felt like I wasn’t contributing much to the annoy Ra’s effort.

Bruce: No, no effort. There is no effort.

Tim, walking into the Cave: Hey, anyone know why Ra’s texted me asking for an alibi?

Jason: It was Steph?

Tim: Seriously? That’s amazing! What’d you do?

Bruce: STOP ENCOURAGING THIS.

Tim: What? it’s just Ra’s. We annoy him all the time.

Bruce: *one more thread of mental sanity snapping in the background*

Bruce: I don’t want to know, but I feel compelled to, so by show of hands, who here routinely pokes a bear with a stick?

Jason: I’m telling Ra’s you called him that. *whips out his phone and begins texting*

Bruce: I did not… Not the point. Can you all just PLEASE stop antagonizing a supervillain?

Damian: Grayson said a little harmless teasing was a sort of bonding activity between family members.

Jason: Yeah, just letting gramps know we’re thinking about him.

Damian: And how we will one day dismantle his entire legacy.

Tim, cackling: I’m telling him you called him gramps. *begins texting*

Steph: Wow, and all I did was get some bath bombs in the Lazarus Pit.

Damian: My respect for you has increased, Brown.

Steph: Thanks, kid. Your mom helped.

Bruce: *pained sounds*

Later:

Talia: So what are your thoughts on Jason?

Steph: Yeah, he’s pretty cool.

Talia: Would you be willing to consider entering into a…

Jason: MOM! STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP!

Steph: Uh…

Talia, shrugging: It was worth a try.

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.