semi-endgame jail conversation gave me whiplash! i don’t know what the royal family drama is but i need the entire story front to back thanks. gimme the tea or whatever the kids say ☕
Lamb gets a little tipsy °-°
They're such a freak being into eldritch Nari (affectionate)
A lot of the Narilamb scenes we see are just Narinder kabedon-ing Lamb. I’m all for it
yeah its kinda crazy like why tf does he keep doing that. wild. anyway
The author
After all the otherworldly experiences he'd been through, Danny was tired, being King of the Infinite Realms didn't make up for that fact, Jazz had talked to him about it at some point, something about processing the trauma now that he was in a safe place.
He tried to ask his mentor for advice on how to get that weight off his chest but Clockwork told him that it was not the time yet and offered him some cookies, which frankly were delicious but did not help with his current problem.
In the end it was Ghostwriter who found a solution, when Danny went to his library looking for information on what to do, he ended up meeting the ghost, Ghostwriter gave him some strange but useful advice, probably unintentionally "You could censor what happened a bit and write a book about it, it's a good story."
And as stupid as it sounded, he did it, he wrote a whole saga of books about his experiences, recounting everything as if it were a fairy tale in an invented world. It helped more than he thought at first and made him feel a little lighter at the end of the day.
Sneaking into the human realm as Danny Fenton he published his books under a Phantom-like nickname, and his saga became strangely popular, to the point where it reached Jason Todd.
Jason for his part was in love with the story, there were some scenarios that were familiar to him, but it didn't really matter, he was strangely excited when he found out that the author would have a book signing in Gotham; no matter how many times Dick called him a book nerd he wasn't going to miss that damn signing.
And if the author and the crime lord fell in love when they saw each other at the signing, that was information for Clockwork to know.
If the batkids had a podcast
Redhood: I was a pretty easy child-
Nightwing: You were.
Redhood: Straight A's and everything. Like, I would be hanging out with Batman- (laugh) I would be- You know right?
Nightwing: Yeah.
Redhood: Just chilling. No patrol day. And he would be like "what do you want to do?" and I would be like- "Read! :D"
Nightwing *chuckles*: "Homework!"
Redhood: "Homework!". And then- And then I fucking died-
Red Robin: WHEZE.
Redhood: I fucking- Don't be a easy child.
Red Robin (chocking): Don't be a good kid.
Redhood: Don't be a good kid. Start- I don't know– Start throwing shit on fire or something.
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Prompt idea free to the public: what if Danny was Dick’s dad. As in Danny met John and Mary Grayson and they had a whirlwind romance/love affair and it resulted in Dick being born. (Given Danny’s ghostliness maybe Dick just has three parents.)
Whatever the case Danny ends up gone, dealers choice but I’d go with either Ghost King reasons or for extra angst Danny is injured and forced to retreat to the ghost zone.
Danny returns to the living realm when Dick is [insert age of choice here] to learn of Mary and John’s passing and sets off to find Dick.
Meanwhile Dick is developing some strange new abilities after a recent near death experience… weird since he doesn’t have the meta gene…
Damian and Jason are the only family members who can speak and understand Arabic perfectly
Damain's favorite activity has become speaking in Arabic what he likes about his brothers (he's trying to get better), and Jason has made it worse
Damian, in Arabic: my grandfather is right you are one of the smartest human beings of this century
Tim: ....?????
Jason: he's cursed you to the fifth generation
This has become Jason and Damian's favorite activity together
Alternatively, because they're siblings:
Damian: I hope you sit on a freshly painted bench
Jason: He says he loves you <3
HI YES IM FINALLY DONE HOLY SHIT
OKAY SO this was based off on my own gameplay of COTL, I noticed that everytime Id put food orders in, Narinder would usually be the one to prepare them And honestly? We love a malewife in this house so I dig that for him, ma guy is a skilled cook <3
As I wrote down the dialogue, it just got deeper than I expected SO HERE YALL GO WITH A FULL ASS COMIC ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP, ENJOY!!!!
This shit took me weeks Ill go recharge my soul now brb-