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Remember, it is important for your new god to eat the old ones, it gives them vital nutrients and help speed up and stabilize the ascension process!

After 9 hrs, I've finished an 11 seconds video-

Pov: You're witnessing your ex-vessal scolding a dissenter

Lamb gets a little tipsy °-°

They're such a freak being into eldritch Nari (affectionate)

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

When your baby brother grows tallen than you 😔 just middle child problems

I am firmly convinced Damian is going to surpass Tim sooner than expected 🤭

+1 soup damage

+1 soup damage

semi-endgame jail conversation gave me whiplash! i don’t know what the royal family drama is but i need the entire story front to back thanks. gimme the tea or whatever the kids say ☕

Okay 👏 this account was dead for a while. I'm kinda new on tumblr, still don't know how does it work but a lot of my insta and tiktok mutuals are here so I want to at least give tumblr a chance

Here's, I think, my the most popular posts on insta as a test (I know I've post something already but I remember NOTHING 😭). And yes, I'm reeeeally into CotL right now. If you follow me on my other social media you probably already know that jdbhdjshdhd

Will be more? Idk we will see if I can have fourth active social media profile without getting a panick attack /j