Majel Barrett-Roddenberry’s Star Trek Roles:

Shout out to disabled people who don't, can't, or shouldn't drive. You are not a burden, and even if you technically ""could"" drive you are not obligated to if it would be unsafe for you or others

Not being able to drive can be an inconvenience, but it is not a moral or personal failing. If anything, the failing is on behalf of society for not having better and more convenient public transportation for everyone

We used to have one like the Hunter S. Thompson one. Weighed a ton and was the color of cloudy piss. 

Have you had enough Kissies today?

Barry says No! He sends MORE!

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

modern art

this interaction kills me alksjdflasjdf also the rainbow pins 😭

😭😥😒😔😍😂😢😞☹️❤️😖😴

Yikes!

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you

Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices