Does Anyone Have The “my Wife Is Home” R/ambien Post

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

For some reason, it never occurred to me that Project Gutenberg would have public domain old cookbooks. This is BRILLIANT. There’s a 1953 cranberry recipe pamphlet and a suffrage cookbook from 1915 and a translation of Apicus’s guide to food in Imperial Rome and a whole bunch of other fascinating old cookbooks, many pre-1800. Treasure trove!

For @nostalgiamonth‘s Tech/Objects Thursdays: Manual typewriters! Also know as: “You don’t realise how weak your fingers are until you try to type on one of these.”  Nothing beats the sound of pounding keys and ratchetting the paper down into position and slamming the carriage across. 

spock’s outfit in return of the archons gives me a reason to live

😭😥😒😔😍😂😢😞☹️❤️😖😴

Yikes!

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

you guys HAVE to be nicer to people that don’t easily understand sarcasm especially if you’re not even friends please i’m begging you

look. fungus can be pretty bad in your house, both structurally and in terms of the inherent health effects of having a living organism have sex on your walls and then release the resulting millions of spores into a confined space. but like. if you have three admirably large shelf-like mushrooms sprouting from the base of the wall in your living room, and they create a spore print so large it billows out a good couple feet….. idk man that might just be theirs now