Sirius Black Would Absolutely Destroy The Met Gala Thank You For Listening

bartylus

pandora: i want a racoon

evan: we have a barty

pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands

barty: i don't?

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

coffee shop au where regulus comes to james' cafe and orders seven shots of espresso, james is concerned and finds out regulus is taking medical school finals and is very much not in the mood to talk with cute but loud baristas

what if i said james loved performing his head boy duties on regulus

remus loves DC comics and james loves marvel. they fight over it a lot.

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

imagine proffesor!remus' students' happiness when they find out he actually has a boyfriend and not a wife and three kids

What are your thoughts on bartylily?

i want to take a bite out of them.

i'm dating all of them actually

bisexual people are so cool, i wish they were real