Imagine Proffesor!remus' Students' Happiness When They Find Out He Actually Has A Boyfriend And Not A

“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”

actually i can do whatever the hell i want

in a constant state of suffering knowing that i'll never be as cool as sirius black

coffee shop au where regulus comes to james' cafe and orders seven shots of espresso, james is concerned and finds out regulus is taking medical school finals and is very much not in the mood to talk with cute but loud baristas

remus can top and still be pathetic about it

Regulus, In his denial Era : when people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to let them know I don't actually care.

James: fascinating.

Regulus: thanks, Jake.

the difference between remus and regulus:

james: would you still love me if i was a worm?

regulus: no

and

sirius: would you still love me if i was a worm?

remus: you are a worm tho

regulus coming out to effie and monty:

reg: so yeah, i'm trans

effie: no

reg: what?

effie: fleamont no

monty: so that means-

effie: no fleamont

monty: i'm transparent

reg: *tearing up*

effie: *facepalm*

pandora: i want a racoon

evan: we have a barty

pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands

barty: i don't?

this is sirius about remus you can't tell me otherwise

gawky, lanky, loser, socially awkward boys who looks like they never spoke to a woman and probably never felt the touch of one. Why are you such loners? Do you even try? Can you make friends at all? Are you that insecure? Why don't you go out? Wanna exchange numbers? I'm free tonight, wanna meet up? Wanna kiss?

james: aren't you a lesbian

marlene: stfu

marlene posting remus to the girl dinner sound while he's half asleep, shirtless and delirious