The 'all In All You're Just Another Brick In The Wall' Marauders

remus would throw his shoe at james or peter when they'd annoy him (not sirius though because he knows sirius would change into padfoot and chew on it)

imagine proffesor!remus' students' happiness when they find out he actually has a boyfriend and not a wife and three kids

pandora: i want a racoon

evan: we have a barty

pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands

barty: i don't?

rjl lives in the cuntryside

coffee shop au where regulus comes to james' cafe and orders seven shots of espresso, james is concerned and finds out regulus is taking medical school finals and is very much not in the mood to talk with cute but loud baristas

remus loves DC comics and james loves marvel. they fight over it a lot.

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

@maraudering-times : what instrument would be hottest for Barty to play?

Me: literally any of them, he’s always hot. You can call me Evan Rosier because I’m in love with him

he's just a baby

saw and needed to share with more eyes

my pretty little ratboy, so weak and easy to influence. of course he became the bad guy.

anybody who’s invisible can become bad. all it takes is the right amount of attention from the wrong influence.

kisses kids <3

barty crouch jr