Bodies Should Have Crash Logs. Why The Fuck Did That Just Happen.

I just decided someone now need to make a cock shame edit of the sign

Tell me why this sign in saw on tiktok immediately reminded me of dan

Phil seems like the type of person who has a weirdly high pain tolerance, but as soon as he feels nauseous, it's over, he can't do anything until it passes

LOSING IT over tommy and jack’s reaction to dnp’s shit. questioning all the life choices that led up to having these horny motherfuckers guest star on their podcast

transcript:

jack: what do you think it was about him?

dan: tall, mysterious german man, long fingers

phil: very long fingers

dan: yeah

Yay, now he's even more blind

phil insta story

23/2/25

Dan and phil need to stop posting just as I'm about to go to sleep, I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule, this is not helping

I will get aromantic with it, and asexual, these bitches are in a qpr

the first rule of shipping is get aromantic with it. the second rule is that gender and sexuality are what i want them to be. the third rule is have fun and be yourself

i just think he's neat

y’all will not believe who i immediately thought of

linguistics with lester - labiodental fricatives (1, 2)

dan and phil finally have the phookbook, which means it's time for everyone else to own it too. in the google drive folder there are four files - an epub and pdf for reading digitally, as well as a separate pdf optimised for print and the cover spread, in case anyone wants to print their own book.

this is the full phookbook as dan and phil received it, with the exception of the introduction as, while i thought it was rather well written, i did have a bit of a breakdown halfway through. and no one needs to read all that.

thank you so so much again to everyone who participated in this project, whether your recipe made it in or not. if i had more time believe me i would have made this twice the size in order to include everyone, but it is what it is. and once again a special shoutout to @leegallyeevil for the frankly insane cover art, you rock

absolutely terrified to publish this but... without further ado...