I Appreciate Dan's Commitment To Presenting This As A Guaranteed Gay Love Story

I love the fact that phil decided to do a live stream that requires him to be able to see something close up, after getting his pupils dilated, which makes anything close up look so blurry.

my wife <3

Every time I watch the dress to impress in real life video, whenever dan and phil pose 28, I am pleading with them to just hinge at their hips and not their knees

When will you realize Vienna waits for you?

My pronouns are we/us because we’re in this together. Hold my hand

LOSING IT over tommy and jack’s reaction to dnp’s shit. questioning all the life choices that led up to having these horny motherfuckers guest star on their podcast

transcript:

jack: what do you think it was about him?

dan: tall, mysterious german man, long fingers

phil: very long fingers

dan: yeah

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

linguistics with lester - labiodental fricatives (1, 2)

Dan and phil live in the tombliboos bush house that's why tge walls are weirdly curved