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Wow, I have the phedsheets sewing machine, I'm just really deep into the phandom

tumblr is trying to sell me an amazingphil sewing machine. this place knows me so well.

Thank you dan and phil for posting exactly when I'm in musical theatre twice

Phil is a film nerd, dan is a theatre nerd

Phil seems like the type of person who has a weirdly high pain tolerance, but as soon as he feels nauseous, it's over, he can't do anything until it passes

LOSING IT over tommy and jack’s reaction to dnp’s shit. questioning all the life choices that led up to having these horny motherfuckers guest star on their podcast

transcript:

jack: what do you think it was about him?

dan: tall, mysterious german man, long fingers

phil: very long fingers

dan: yeah

The definite list of my favorite Zukka fanfics

I wanted to compile and recommend all of the Zuko/Sokka fanfics that I’ve read and enjoyed :)) so here it is

Real Enough to Get Me Through, by marriedzukka

status: incomplete (15/16)

rating: M

word count: 216k

description: After Iroh passes, Zuko reaches his breaking point. As he navigates the path through grief, he meets a kindred soul and begins to heal in more ways than one.

not my proudest moment(s), by veronica_soy

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 12k

description: 5 + 1 stories where Sokka gets jealous at Zuko’s interactions with other people. very cute

i'll tell you the truth (but never goodbye), by lesmiserablol

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 19k

description: zuko and sokka get divorced and try to make it work over 20 years. this will make you cry like a baby

I have no expectations; Cant trust my imagination, by miraclesandmishaps

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 5k

description: smut!!! zuko and sokka get married for political reasons and have their wedding night

Sleep with Me (no really, go to bed), by secretsmutcompendium

status: complete (2/2)

rating: E

word count: 6k

description: more smut!! zuko has insomnia and sokka has a very creative solution

Changing Tapestries, by Gwyn_Paige

status: complete (1/1)

rating: G

word count: 8k

description: cute canon-compliant fic where zuko just adopted izumi and sokka visits the palace to meet her

Please Return if Found, by CSHfic, VSfic

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 5k

description: a real world but with bending au where druk gets lost and sokka returns him

what did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth (what were you digging), by Draco_sollicitus

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 18k

description: hades and persephone au where zuko is hades, sokka is persephone, and katara is demeter

by the stars above, i knew we were in love, by theycallmesuperboy

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 35k

description: more divorced zukka! canon-compliant fic where zuko proposes and it goes wrong. angst with a happy ending

Nip It in the Bud, by ranilla_bean

status: complete (3/3)

rating: E

word count: 15k

description: fun smut! sokka finds out that zuko got nipple piercings. chaos ensues.

breakable heaven, by haley625

status: incomplete (10/11)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 87k

description: canon-compliant fic where sokka asks zuko to be his fake boyfriend

and i'll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands), by nebulastucky

status: complete (11/11)

rating: M

word count: 88k

description: sokka and zuko are friends with benefits. this fic altered my brain chemistry

isn't this the vision that you wanted, by nebulastucky

status: complete (6/6)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 34k

description: canon-compliant fic where zuko is in love with sokka and plans to tell him. so, so tender.

i never get to hold you (as long as i want to), by nebulastucky

status: complete (3/3)

rating: E

word count: 28k

description: the sequel of the previous fic. read this if you want to swoon.

it's the illusion of separation, by argentoswan

status: complete (19/19)

rating: M

word count: 117k

description: real world au where sokka gets a job at iroh’s tea shop and reunites with his high school bully, zuko. enemies to lovers with a lot of fluff

this is me trying, by argentoswan

status: incomplete (19/?)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 91k

description: au where moon-blessed sokka has an arranged marriage with prince zuko. they have a rocky start but slowly fall in love

(do you take this jerk to be) your one and only, by jatersade

status: complete (10/10)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 55k

description: au where prince zuko has an arranged marriage with princess yue and sokka has to teach him water tribe culture. this fic has the most intimate non-sexual scene i’ve ever read

Operation: Get the Fire Lord a Boyfriend, by RejectsCanon

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 10k

description: 5 times that Zuko’s staff tried to pair him up with ambassador Sokka… without knowing that they were already dating

Strange Young World, by CSHfic, VSfic

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 8k

description: In the weeks following the war, Zuko faces a gauntlet of Agni Kai challengers. Sokka worries. (it’s more of a zuko-centric fic with some sprinkles of zukka)

how to survive your hot best friend (a study in failure), by SyciaraLynx

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 17k

description: post-canon fic where sokka visits the palace and zuko is unbelievably horny and in love. druk is also there

how to get your dad a mate (a lesson in meddling), by SyciaraLynx

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 5k

description: the previous fic retold from druk’s perspective. read this if you want to read about zuko being loved

Blood Lust, by SyciaraLynx

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 3.9k

description: assassin zuko and moon-blessed sokka smut

The Boy Who Smells like Cinnamon, by dabblingwithwords

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 11k

description: Sokka has a crush on the boy who works at the Jasmine Dragon Tea Shop. He's not subtle.

everybody knows, by sulky bender

status: complete (2/2)

rating: M

word count: 3k

description: fire lord zuko is slutty and sokka is enthralled. smut

Hot Fire Lord Summer: 2 Hot 2 Fire Lord, by sulkybender

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 1k

description: sequel of the previous fic. The problem with being exclusive is that Zuko has a massive sex drive. Which... is not really a problem for Sokka.

call me by some other fucking name, by sulkybender

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 2k

description: sequel to the previous 2 fics. the palace staff starts referring to sokka as zuko’s concubine

sometimes a future I've already had before, by sulkybender

status: complete (8/8)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 15k

description: sokka and zuko adopt 8 year old feral izumi while zuko struggles with depression. this will make you cry

beloved of the sun, by sulkybender

status: complete (13/13)

rating: M

word count: 32k

description: post-canon fic where zuko faces a civil war. so much angst but also love

a shame you don’t know, by Haicrescendo

status: complete (3/3)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 9k

description: child zuko finds refuge in sokka’s home

a subtle electric fire, by agni_kai

status: complete (9/9)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 60k

description: trans zuko!! he’s a single parent raising izumi and sokka is the distractingly attractive teacher

How to Prepare for the Unexpected, by secretsmutcompendium

status: complete (5/5)

rating: E

word count: 9.8k

description: smut! sokka hides lube bottles in multiple unexpected places in case he and zuko get freaky outside the bedroom

chaliced flowers, by zuko96

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 4k

description: zuko wants to get sokka’s attention. the solution? send him nudes and pretend they were for someone else

a great chord sings, by zuko96

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 9k

description: zuko and sokka are friends with benefits and the gaang does secret santa

Bǎobèi, by Haicrescendo

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 10k

description: zuko and sokka get drunk at a party and fuck. very cute teenage love

Love And Fraud, by Haicrescendo

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 6k

description: sokka and zuko pretend to be a couple to get free stuff during valentine’s day

People you've been before, by sulkybender

status: complete (8/8)

rating: M

word count: 11k

description: post-canon fic where sokka gets amnesia. this will make you cry like a baby

zukki fics! (suki/sokka/zuko)

three’s a crowd (series), by overcomewithlongingfora_girl

status: complete (7 fics)

rating: E

word count: 43k

description: a series of fics where zuko, suki and sokka are a throuple

maybe there's room in a heart for more, by veronica_soy

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 16k

description: a rewrite of the boiling rock where zuko, sokka and suki catch feelings for each other

The Iconoclast, by ranilla_bean

status: complete (5/5)

rating: E

word count: 36k

description: au where fire lord zuko sends a call for a new bodyguard across the four nations. suki and sokka respond

My Son & The Fire Lord (And Also Her), by avatays

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 7k

description: Hakoda doesn't know who is dating Sokka - until he sees Zuko and Suki kissing. Whichever one of them it is that’s dating Sokka, they're cheating on his son.

Sokka's Ten Step Plan To Win Over Fire Princess Izumi, by unacaritafeliz

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 2k

description: sokka panics because he’s failing at being izumi’s “cool dad”

And Babe, (What Do you Mean) We Ain’t Even Dating, by Erisenyo

status: complete (1/1)

rating: M

word count: 19k

description: Five times Zuko thinks he's third wheeling and one time he really, really isn't.

Three's a Party, by desden0va

status: complete (4/4) (still updating)

rating: E

word count: 0

description: a compilation of nsfw zukki fanarts

Hot Fire Lord 3some, by sulkybender

status: complete (1/1)

rating: E

word count: 2k

description: part of the hot fire lord trilogy from before. the title is self-explanatory

all i ever wanted was love, by aurora_chiroptera

status: complete (1/1)

rating: Teen and up

word count: 8k

description: zukki adopts izumi

don't make a fuss, by quenchyest (nights)

status: complete (20/20)

rating: E

word count: 94k

description: Zuko needs a little administrative help, so Sokka clears his schedule, and accidentally falls in love.

that’s it 🙏🏻 enjoy

top surgery scar cover tattoos but they're Dan and Phil's hair shapes

The way that this probably isn't even an actual dressing room, and instead some kind of green room.

One thing i think is criminal is the fact we haven’t seen the precious baby angel tshirts again

no no guys you don't get it he doesn't wear my merch all the time because he loves me it's because it somehow has magical healing powers and is the only hat in the world that can stop his migraines. it's not gay guys