Tried Living In Utah For A Year And They Had Me Put Lambs Blood On My Door Every Night Or The White Pharoah

Tried living in Utah for a year and they had me put lambs blood on my door every night or the White Pharoah would force me to sign a pact that required my first born to be named Brent.

May locusts eat his crops and his Sphinx crumble.

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My horse looking up at me when I store him in minecraft

Get Him Out From That Hole

get him out from that hole


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3 months ago
Donate to Help transgender couple relocate from Texas to a safer state, organized by Trip Kurkjian
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My name is Trip Kurkjian. I am a transgender man living in Te… Trip Kurkjian needs your support for Help transgender couple relocate from Te

Hey yall, I would really appreciate if you could share this fundraiser around. My girlfriend and I are t4t, I am several years into my transition and she is just starting hers. We desperately need to leave Texas, and move to a trans sanctuary state when our lease is over, as it is becoming increasingly unsafe for us to stay here. Its going to be hard for us to save up enough, so anything helps. Thanks in advance.


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7 months ago

The Sunk

Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

spreadsheet text. opussum, patridge, porcupine, pourpine, coon, adult female racoon, and skunk.
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We smoking on 999 rad laced geiger pack straight outta the Glowing Sea. Shit hit so hard it crippled my head. My addiction for this gamma goo zaza so hard no fixer can cure it, and I dont WANT it to. Boys come all the way out of the Capital Wasteland to get their hands on this kush, selling scrap for caps and sucking ghoul dick for just a bud of this FEV watered, mutated fern wrapped wastelander weed.


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2 weeks ago
A Couple Of Days Ago My Partner Found A Flower For Me And I Thought I Looked Super Cute With It ^-^ Thank

A couple of days ago my partner found a flower for me and I thought I looked super cute with it ^-^ thank you for the flower darling @tr1ppykay <333333


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8 months ago

The feared Mongolian warlord Chimi Changis Kahn

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

1 year ago

My cats when I open any can

Fun Fact About Mormons (especially The Utah Ones) They Can't Drink Coffee/hot Beverages. So They LOVE

fun fact about mormons (especially the Utah ones) they can't drink coffee/hot beverages. so they LOVE their soda. Utah is kinda infamous for their soda shops and "dirty soda" for this reason. anyways i imagine after living away from the rest of society for so long joshua would go ape shit hearing the shhhh sound of cracking open a nuka cola for the first time in years

2 weeks ago

LEAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW DON'T IGNORE ME OR YOU WILL REGRET IT IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

LEAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW DON'T IGNORE ME OR YOU WILL REGRET IT IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

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