Friendly Reminder

Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES

: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS

Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?

Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩

Carter+ Zia ; Sadie + Walt/Anubis wedding

Part 1

Imagine in the future Carter and Zia have a double wedding with Sadie and Walt/Anubis. Sadie would definitely fuss about how she has to share the day with Carter, but of course she ends up being glad they did a double wedding. Now, let’s talk PROPOSALS. I feel like Carter would propose to Zia (or Zia proposes to Carter…) at the mall where they had their first date. Or in the room with a shrine of Zia’s parents in the first nome, because that’s where Zia (or Zia’s shabti , whatever) first opened up to Carter. Now, Sadie and her death boys (I’m not sorry.) They would probably think for a long time, and perhaps decide on just proposing at Brooklyn house OR in London. Sadie would totally adore a date in London where she got to see her mates and then finishing it off by proposing by where she and Anubis first kissed. (I’m describing my dream date in London. Sorry.) That’s all I have to say.

Pekka Rollins : Where does Kaz Brekker live?!

Inej : With me

Pekka : Well, where do you live?

Inej : With Kaz

Pekka : Where is your house?

Inej : Next to Wylan’s house

Pekka : For the last time, wraith, where is Wylan’s house?

Inej : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Pekka : TELL ME!

Inej : Next to my house

Darklina is the perfect example of Olivia’s sour album and you can’t change my mind.

Zeus : What is wrong with you?!

Percy : What is wrong with YOU?!

pov : the slow corruption of slowly becoming apart of the cruel prince fandom *cough* cult *cough*

Maxon when his father threatened to ‘talk’ with America : No you’re not laying a finger on her. You can hit me, whip me, insult me and yell at me all you want but if you so much as breathe within five metres of her I’ll personally see to your death.

Me everytime I enter a fandom :

One week ago : I’ve never heard of (insert fandom name)

One week later : I’M SO OBSESSED!! ALL I THINK ABOUT IS THAT! DAY AND NIGHT,,

did a Jude cosplay 👍🏻

😭😭😭

breathtaking | jurdan

some smut and a little dash of fluff as requested by my love @staticpetrichor

enjoy! <3

tags: @illyrianbeauty @stardustsroses @thomasscresswell @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @nomattertheoceans @twili-al @b00kworm @mysweetvilllain @clockworkgraystairs

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The High Queen did not like to be kept waiting.

Her thoughts tugged at the wistful promise of the taste of skin and the sweetness of lips, low murmurs that had been exchanged close to an hour ago now as the council meeting dragged on to unbearable lengths. Cardan’s presence in the chair at her side did nothing to help, his tail flicking back and forth across her thigh, tickling the bare skin exposed within the slit of her dress that led all the way to her upper thigh. The only slight measure of indication of his silent flirtations was the subtle curl of his gently cruel lips, a look she wanted to painfully smack away, but would be impossible to get away with given their public circumstances.

She hated these god damned council meetings with every inch of her.

Her fingertips drummed against the polished redwood table, a soft, dull rhythm of impatience.

“I doubt the Undersea cares about the jurisdiction of the marshes, given the little political advantage to their claim,” Cardan mused, perpetuating a scattering of murmurs of assent. “I propose we pass through the territory without sending for official pardon in passage. If they have any objections to this we will feign compromise to discontinue travel through the region henceforth.“ 

Jude ground her teeth together. She knew what her husband was doing, the bastard, drawing out the menial matters of the meeting even further just to test her patience that much more.

Patience wasn’t one of her strong suits.

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