It’d Be Kinda Nice To Actually Be A Real Dragon. Have A “little” Treasure Hoard And No One Questions

It’d be kinda nice to actually be a real dragon. Have a “little” treasure hoard and no one questions it. Be able to fly wherever I want. Eat mass quantities of food because I can. Scare or otherwise get rid of people who annoy me or are needlessly mean or are just my enemies. I don’t know, I just think it’d be kind of neat

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3 months ago

My fella, I feel this on a deeply personal level. All we can do is keep trying. It’s not gonna work all the time, hard days will happen. But just keep trying every day. Any small victory is a victory worth celebrating. Keep on being you mate. You’re worth so much more than you could believe.

TRIGGER WARNING - low self esteem and self worth

I’m always trying to be positive and trying to love myself but sometimes I can’t help but wish I wasn’t autistic.

Maybe people would accept if I wasn’t so different

Maybe i would be enough if I was able to just know what to do like everyone else

Maybe people would stay

Maybe they would love me…

1 month ago
Me When My Friend Says They Finished Writing Another Chapter Of Their Book But I Can’t Read It Yet

Me when my friend says they finished writing another chapter of their book but I can’t read it yet


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5 months ago

I’ll make an entire dedicated blog post about it just for you my mysterious tumblr mutual. It probably won’t be until after Christmas but it’ll happen this week for sure. Probably.

"Have you been avoiding me?"

"What?! Me? Nah… it's not like i, uh, caught feeling for you and now I'm having literally the worst existential crisis ever" starts hyperventilating "what reason could i possibly have to avoid YoU" chuckles awkwardly while trying to catch his breath


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5 months ago

Oh shush it gets even better. This weekend’s been extra lonely because of the holiday, and as we speak she’s trying to cheer me up and let me talk about what’s going on. As if she ain’t the one person I want to tell everything but can’t because it’s her and if I do I risk pushing her away and that’s exactly the opposite of what I want. She’s literally just so kind and pretty and goodness gracious my heart

"Have you been avoiding me?"

"What?! Me? Nah… it's not like i, uh, caught feeling for you and now I'm having literally the worst existential crisis ever" starts hyperventilating "what reason could i possibly have to avoid YoU" chuckles awkwardly while trying to catch his breath


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5 months ago

Literally couldn’t be me right now with my best friend who has shown me nothing but respect since I’ve met her. Sometimes I hate having feelings lol

"Have you been avoiding me?"

"What?! Me? Nah… it's not like i, uh, caught feeling for you and now I'm having literally the worst existential crisis ever" starts hyperventilating "what reason could i possibly have to avoid YoU" chuckles awkwardly while trying to catch his breath


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1 month ago

Fellas. My wonderful amazing moots. The random followers who are also wonderful and amazing too. I may or may not have some big news. Not sure how to share it here yet, but I am working on it! Expect some good stuff here soon.


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5 months ago

Late night post = no thoughts head empty.

What if we randomly gained the ability to just grow extra appendages for a time? Like a third arm for an hour or a tail for 20 minutes? What would that do to daily life? What would change if anything?


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1 week ago

Don't let the woke media fool you, swords are dope af


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5 months ago
Literally Every Time I Come Up With An NPC On The Spot They Become An Unoffical Party Mascot Or Some

Literally every time I come up with an NPC on the spot they become an unoffical party mascot or some such.


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6 days ago

Liar Liar (Wasteland Monarchy) by Kamelot.

I listen to music as a shower timer and it played so now it’s in my head.

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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theanimateddragon - The Dragon’s Den
The Dragon’s Den

What’d you expect? A fancy cave filled with gold? Well too bad. What ya see is what ya get. Stick around a while, make yourself comfy. Absolutely no politics, idc who the crap you are. This is a safe space. We’ve got blankets, stuffed animals, and hot chocolate. Ask box is always open too

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