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Öh no
help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note
*falls asleep in basement with lights off*
*wakes up unable to tell if i have been asleep for hours, days, or months*
*ask self what time it is*
*checks time it is 3:30am*
its too fucking early o’clock is what it is
*rolls over and falls asleep again*
Careful the pesos might try to invade.
Reblog if yours does too.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship
imagine if when people got dragon breath in the morning you yawned and real mini dragons came out of your mouth. then you could let them go in the wild or keep them as pets. cute mini dragon babies that are protective of their mother/father if you keep them. a whole pet market on how to take care of them
Kind of mom I hope to be one day
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