This Isnt My Idea But Someone On Reddit Told Me To Make It Lol

PETA

you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?

you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?

you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?

you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?

you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?

you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?

Because I remember. I remember everything. 

And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. 

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Team Starkid

I’ve fallen in love with the youtube channel team star kid

they make musicals based off absurd topics and cursing is part of every play 

they film each one and upload it at full length 

so far ive watched “the man who didnt like musicals” and “the trail to oregon!”

both are amazing

too fucking early O’clock

*falls asleep in basement with lights off*

*wakes up unable to tell if i have been asleep for hours, days, or months*

*ask self what time it is*

*checks time it is 3:30am*

its too fucking early o’clock is what it is 

*rolls over and falls asleep again*

tries to be better than Percy and fails.

Fill In The Blank

That moment when Jason _________

must try

This could be a real funny game

Rules:

roll 2 dice.

make a rectangle with the sides generated

The rectangle must be connected to your existing territory.

The first players first rectangle is placed in a corner. The second players first rectangle in the opposing corner.

If you cannot make the rectangle generated you skip your turn.

When all space is filled you end the game.

The one with the most territory wins.

Strategy:

Any unclaimed territory cut off from your opponents territory will eventually be yours. Like the unnumbered squares in minesweeper it is free real estate. Try to cut of an area as large as possible from your opponent to get as much of this as possible. If both players follow this strategy it’s almost entierly based on luck.

Variations:

You could also elliminate a player when they cannot place their rectangle. Then the other player get roll for as long as they can place their rectangles. This version is much more strategic.

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.