No No Its Gotta Be “while I Put The tofu In/ I Bring Home The Bagels” Stake Is Animal Offending

The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.

Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”

Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”

Team Starkid

I’ve fallen in love with the youtube channel team star kid

they make musicals based off absurd topics and cursing is part of every play 

they film each one and upload it at full length 

so far ive watched “the man who didnt like musicals” and “the trail to oregon!”

both are amazing

dis will help my trans friend

Summer swimming tip for trans guys and Non binary folks!

I almost didnt go swimming or to the beach all summer because of how anxious and uncomfortable just thinking about being in a wet t shirt and sports bra would make me.

But this company saved me. They’re called Outplay and seem to be mainly advertised towards females but not to the point where navigating the website is unbearable. The flatsea compression shirt is the most comfortable binder I’ve ever worn. Its thicker than a bathing suit but doesnt make you overheat and you dont stay wet longer than normal after getting out of the water either.

I got a size small and with high compression and couldnt be more happy with the results. Its comfortable enough to wear all day at the beach and is more comfortable to wear as a regular binder. My weight has also fluctuated while I’ve owned this binder and when my stomach was bigger the material didnt roll at all. It will run you about $65 (shipping included)for a great transitional binder and it seemed worth it to me.

i love this

I just named all of these Floral Knight bc I’m bad at names, but hey this is a thing now and I think that’s fun

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no one really needs me and that makes me really fucking sad 

Percy: I’d catch a grenade for you.

Annabeth: Aw that’s so sweet it means a lo-

Percy: But only if the pin was still in. If it wasn’t I’d tell you to run, because someone just threw a live grenade at you.

Annabeth: Well you might not be romantic, but at least you’re not dumb enough to catch a live grenade.

I watched The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals yesterday and I can’t stop thinking about it. Like, you’d think the concept of a musical apocalypse wouldn’t be that scary, but it was absolutely terrifying. It also had me rooting for a character who absolutely hated theatre, which is something I’m really passionate about? Also Emma!!! I love her.

she’s gorgeous

this is fucked man fucked.

YA’LL....

Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

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