The Only Theft Headcannon Involving Miles Anyone’s Allowed To Have Is That One Time He Accidentally

The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.

Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”

Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”

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6 years ago

If for the last decade Team Starkid has been able to put full musicals on YouTube WITHOUT Ads and still have people interested in going to their shows, then Broadway has no excuse for not making recordings of shows available to the public.

And thats the tea.

6 years ago

Oh mt god i love it

I Made This In Like November But Hadnt Posted Till Now Jfhgsjghj This Is For A Con I Applied To And Am

I made this in like november but hadnt posted till now jfhgsjghj This is for a con i applied to and am still waiting for them to get back to me!


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6 years ago

rescues

Who prefers to take in rescue animals but also want to take in animals before they have the chance to become rescues?


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6 years ago

Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck

Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine

It’s not required to write a 20+ page essay defending why you enjoy something shitty, you can just… Enjoy shitty things

Not all content is made equally and you’re allowed to like things that are far from perfect

Like, just, “This show sucks, but I like it anyway” is a totally valid response

6 years ago

PETA

you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?

you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?

you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?

you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?

you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?

you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?

Because I remember. I remember everything. 

And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. 

6 years ago

reblog and he will protect you

Reblog And He Will Protect You

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6 years ago

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

6 years ago
If You Say The Phrase “you Can’t Be Mad At Me I Have The Right To Free Speech” Three Times In A

if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

6 years ago
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t
There Are So Many Unintended Consequences To Well-intentioned Actions. It Feels Like A Game You Can’t

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.

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