Here Is My Piece To Commemorate The Empires Finale! I’ve Had This Idea Bouncing Around In My Head For

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

This is my new mood

taylor describing 2008 joe jonas as looking “so dignified” in his “well pressed suit” is sending me because

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

more smutty scenarios for monster trio x fem!reader

EVERYONE IS 18+ (minors please dni !)

a/n: sooo, i elaborated… switched it up a little from the original idea but basically just how i think some sleepy sex scenarios w the op men would go (please bear with me i wrote this while sleep deprived and have not touched it since)

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“good morning”

luffy

wakes up with his arms wrapped around you, head in your chest, knees brushing yours

his head is all fuzzy with sleep, and you’re scent is surrounding him like a warm blanket

he’s already smiling all dopey and sleepy before he even opens his eyes

just bc he knows you’ll be there when he does

when you’re eyes flutter open he can’t help but stare at you

and maybe you have a little drool at the corner of your mouth, and maybe your hair looks like a total mess, but he couldn’t care less

he thinks you look so beautiful and sweet the way you’re looking at him, and then when you yawn out a soft “good morning” he can’t help but kiss you

because he can’t keep his hands (or his mouth in this instance) off of you for more than like 5 minutes max

he kisses soft little sweet pecks to your lips over and over until you’re both giggling, and he’s kissing all over your face

he’ll genuinely kiss every single inch of your face until he winds up back at your lips

except this time his kisses aren’t little sweet pecks

they’re still gentle and slow, but so much deeper

and then he’s slipping his tongue into your mouth and you guys are fully making out

his hands are slowly roaming up and down the sides of your body

luffy is usually pretty fast paced and straight to the point, so you only really get him at this speed when he’s tired ^^

things will get heated pretty quickly, languid, sloppy kisses paired with you hooking a leg around his waist

he’d firmly grab at your hip, bringing you down against his rapidly growing erection at a steady and slow rhythm, both of you still in your underwear

he’d be so gentle and tender about it

not wanting it to be too much for you

you stay curled up against each other on your side, invading each others space in the beat way

he loves being so close to your face

being able to watch you so closely as your lips part and your eyebrows furrow

he’s all smiley and fucked out already and you’ve barely done anything

but you’re so warm, and you’re soft little whimpers are so pretty, and you feel so good rubbing against him

his arm is wrapped around you, pulling you as close to him as possible, because he just wants to feel all of you

hand under the thin material of your t-shirt, cool against your warmed skin, he flips you so that you’re straddling him

and he’s still moving your hips to grind against him as he lives on you

his already blunt nature would increase tenfold, because he has absolutely no filter when he’s sleepy

he would also be mumbling and slurring his words because talking is too much effort

“feel s’good”

“lips are sooo soft”

“wanna cum together, can y’do that?”

he’ll absolutely melt if you rest your hand on his cheek or his jaw while you let him make you feel good

and he loves it if you litter sleepy kisses on his face and neck

loves when you get all mushy and melt into him, trusting him to take care of you

his hairs a mess, and his voice is scratchy with sleep, and his chest is warm against yours

his eyes stare at you like you built the earth from the ground up

your body feels like a live wire just from the intensity behind his gaze alone

he would just continue to gently manhandle you until you both cum in your underwear together, panting and whining soft little moans into each others mouths and grasping at each other like a lifeline

“good morning”

gets super energized and bubbly like 10 minutes after

probably walks to breakfast shirtless, hair still a mess, and the biggest grin on his face, dragging you along while your kiss bitten lips are still red

everyone knows

zoro

let’s be real, zoro’s always a little sleepy

like 85% of the time he just wants to take a nap

and sometimes his desire to sleep does not line up well with your needs

you’d find him laying down with his arms crossed, clearly trying to get some shut eye after a training session

but you’ve been waiting all day to get him alone

and watching him train does not help with your desires

but now the stars are out, and everyone else has gone off to bed, and you just wan’t the uncomfortable ache to go away

so you curl up beside him, his arm instinctively wrapping around you because he has your body committed to memory

an eye pops open to look at you anyway

he doesn’t say anything, giving you the space to use as you please

he knows you want something the second he looks at you

the way you smile up at him all coy and fiddle your fingers against his chest

“hi”

“hi”

…

you lay there in silence for a while after that, and he closes his eyes again

then you start kissing him

sweet little pecks across his chest, up his collarbone, his neck, his jaw, his cheek, making your way to his lips-

“did you want to ask me something?”

he’s very straight forward and to the point, and he doesn’t want you to beat around the bush if you have something you want to say

but then your hiding your face in his chest, core pressing ever so subtly against his thigh

and of course he notices, because he’s in tune with every little thing about you

“ohhh, i see. is that what this is about?”

he presses his thigh harder against your clothed cunt, almost like a test, reveling in the little whimper it pulls from your lips

he loves being right, especially when it comes to how well he knows you

he would compete in a trivia all about you if he could and he would probably win by a landslide

he’d reach his hand down, so close to where you need him, but not yet giving you what you want

he likes teasing you and getting you all whiny and eager

“want me to take care of this for you?”

“please-“

no matter how tired he is, he’ll always take care of you when you need him

especially when you ask so nicely

besides, the fact that you’re needy for him is enough to make him a little wound up himself

if he’s really tired he’ll let you ride his thigh, helping your hips move back and forth at a lazy pace

“is that better? does that feel good, hm?”

“thats it, just keep going like that”

“just get yourself there, sweetheart”

“doing such a good job”

but sometimes he’ll even let you ride his dick, relaxing into the pleasure and watching the view as you chase your release

“slow down, sweetheart, it’s not a race”

“yeah, shit- nice and easy, just like that”

“i know, honey, you’re so close”

he’ll leave lazy kisses all across your collar bone and your shoulder, and soothing strokes of his thumb on your hips

eyes lidded and tired

when you’re hips start to stutter and it all feels like too much, he will not let up no matter how tired he is

because all he wants is to make you feel better

and he loves watching you slowly unravel

he’ll grind your hips himself when it all becomes too much, pulling you down harder and watching in awe as you come undone on top of him

definitely a good relaxer before bed

gets both of you warm and fuzzy and ready to fall asleep wrapped up in each other

sanji

you’re already in bed and half asleep when sanji comes in

he curls up into your back, moving your hair aside to leave delicate kisses up your should and neck, landing at the sweet spot behind tour jaw

the action makes you stir, whining a little and shuffling around, a little fruatrated at being woken up

“hello, my darling.”

he greets between kisses, working at your sweet spot until you let out another pretty whine

his hips twitch involuntarily into your ass, and you come to your senses a little bit when you feel how painfully hard he is

“sanji, it’s too late for this”

you go to turn and look at him but he hold you in place

“no need to move, dove. you don’t have to do anything at all”

“just relax, i’ll do all the work”

“just need to be inside you so badly, mon amour”

“please let me feel you”

his desperate words, whiny tone, and sweet kisses are all more than enough to make your panties damp

he’ll pull your panties to the side under your night dress, holding you close to his chest as he slowly eases himself inside you

his mouth presses tender kisses right under your ear, allowing you to hear all of his pretty noises loud and clear

he’s absolutely desperate, having watched you walk around in a pretty little dress all day

his hips move almost on their own, needily rutting into you from behind with strings of “thank you”s flowing from his lips

of course now you’re really needy too

“shit- harder. need it, please-“

and his hips are pressing into you harder before you can even finish your sentence

he can’t last very long, because you’re squeezing him so well, and your so warm and wet, and he’s practically trembling with pleasure from being on edge all day

but he wants to feel you cum first

so he brings he fingers down to gently swirl against your clit, coaxing you towards the edge

“i’m so close, my love”

“you feel so amazing”

“want to feel you cum around me. will you let me feel you, angel?”

“please cum for me, darling”

so you do, and he follows suit seconds after you, eyes rolling back into his skull as he buries his face in your neck

asks open!

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

Interview With The Vampire 2.03 No Pain

There's no one but us. Satan is not listening.

Life Stories That Suck

Part 1 of ?

How I lost my virginity, I'm sorry in advance.

BTW all names locations and such have been changed for privacy reasons. If you think you know who I'm talking about you probably dont.

I was 12, it was summer vacation and a few of my cousins and I went down to North Carolina for it. I was going into the 7th grade.

I didn't expect anything to happen on that trip, until I met my older cousins friends. For context here, my cousin, who we'll call Aaron, was 14 and all his local friends were 13 to about 15, I was 12 my other cousins, Grace, Micheal, and Lily, were 9, 10, and 12 in the same order as their names.

One of my cousins friends, who shall be referred to as Lucas, had a pretty shitty reputation of being a player, my dumbass was fucking obsessed with his malnourished white boy abs. With in about a week of being there we had sort of a werid flirty relationship.

One night my pale ass got SUPER sunburned to I went back to my cousins vacation house. I was sitting on the couch in a sports bra and shirts with sunburn cream on my shoulders, I was just playing OEM my phone when the door opened, it was Lucas.

I was really confused to why he was here, all of my cousins and their friends went to another house for something else. I told him that Aaron wasn't here and that he was at another friend for theirs house. He walked closer to me and said that he wasn't here for Aaron, then he kissed me.

It wasn't my first kiss but it was the best kissed I'd had up to that point. It started out by him pretty much just shoving his tongue in my mouth but it evened out prett th quickly. When we pulled away he asked me if I had enjoyed it, I did and told him to shut the hell up and kiss me again. I turned on some movie and we kept making out.

After making out for a few more minutes he asked me if I wanted to move this to the bedroom, NOW I finally told him I was a virgin, he said that it was ok and that he'd be gentle and make sure I was ok with everything before he did it.

He picked me up, dropped me, and then picked me up again. He took me to some bedroom (It was not my bedroom) and set me on the bed. He kissed me again and took off his shirt. He got one top of me, still kissing, and took my shirt off.

Eventually were both stripped down to our underwear, at this point I not only realized that if my cousin Aaron ever found out he would murder me and that this pretty much naked guy on top of me had a huge boner. He said to take off my underwear so I did. After some time he once again got on top of me but this time he put his dick in me. It was weird, it was awkward, and jesus christ I hated it but I didn't care. He started moving in a..weird way, if you've ever seen a fish out of water you'll have a pretty good idea of what he was doing. Any way for a good 30ish seconds he keeps doing that then phone rung.

I couldn't hear what they were saying but he put it on mute to tell me that he was putting it on speaker phone, I could care less so I just said ok. Then I heard Aaron's voice

He was asking why Lucas wasn't at the bonfire, Lucas just said that he got sunburned and that he was feeling sort of shitty, Aaron said ok then he asked if Lucas and I were fucking or something.

I started laughing, I didn't know why but Aaron and anyone he was with could definitely hear me wheezing, I also knew that because all Aaron said next was that this kind if awnsers his question.

(I know that this is super shittily written but I hope you like it. If I should make more of these let me know. Love yall!)

You're just like me fr fr

Just read your obi-wan anakin sandwich post for the 162853 time and all I gotta say is

it always HITS

thank you for being so real w me. i want those two to use me until i am merely a bag of bones.

they dont tell you this but your 20s are actually all about saying youre gonna kill yourself

crouch