What? That’s So Unrelatable *walks Away With A Maven Bodypillow Shaped Lump In My Throat*

Jazzy J aka The best skibidi RIZZLER if you ever were in red queen needed to rizz up Maven, what would you say to him?

*Please don't ask why, your name is just pure gold*

I’d probably just say I preferred him to cal, idk my dude is just so starved of *actual* love and affection I think anything could sway him (or not, a little bird DID tell me that he could have a crush on this girl called mae? Mace? Mare?)

I just think if you matched his freak enough then he would be a goner, as you pointed outbI am a bit of a rizzler tho so here are some *specific* lines I’d use:

“You must be a spark cuz you’ve ignited something deep in me 😉😈”

“No wonder your a calore, cuz you are SMOKIN’ “

“Did you come with a fire extinguisher? ‘Cause you just set my heart ablaze. 😜”

And my all time fave that works on everyone:

“What’s shakin bacon” 🥓

Xoxo jazzy j

What do the silvers even look like?

Like i was thinking about it and realised how strange they would look, like any undertones or pink in our skin would be silver for them like...

their mouths, their tounges, when i first read the books i kinda just pictured a silver blush maybe twighlight esque looking y'know? but like they'd be so freaking silver

please tell me I'm not the only one who took this long to realise

Do you think mare and maven were just trying to show there appreciation for the ides of march in the letter opener scene?

Me @ my fandoms: i’m going to make some form of work for you all!

ADHD: nuh uh mf.

i apologize i’ve promised so many things i swear i’m trying.

RQ Maven

I wish in the RQ books they explored Maven's love for theatre, like it's so ironic how he says he loves plays and shows but then you find out his whole life is pretty much an act. I think it would be so interesting to know why he liked it too, did he like the actors ability to pretend? The chance to escape the real world? I was so surprised that VA like never mentioned it again, maybe because by the time we got to his pov so much was happening? but then Cal never mentioned it either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*reads fanfiction with the most incredible description, most incredible inner monologue, most incredible dialog, most incredible pacing, most incredible world building, and just most incredible writing*

*looks at my own shrimpy writing skills*

*looks back at incredible fanfiction*

*blinks*

*shakes it with unyielding force*

"HOW DO I DO THAT?!?!?!??!?!!?"

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

I wish mare had chosen maven cuz not only did it make more sense but they would’ve served so hard too, like mare could’ve pulled a Catherine the Great and overthrown maven but he could just chill in the castle and they’d still low-key “date”? Court? Get freaky? Either way they would’ve been such a power couple like attahshdbejdb

I would give my soul for this 🙏 (I fear this is every day of the year for me tho 😔)

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

Middle name Surname

THOMAS - THE THERMONUCLEUR - BOMB

Get it? Cuz? Y’know? Cuz maven..? Yeah? You get it.