I Wish Mare Had Chosen Maven Cuz Not Only Did It Make More Sense But They Would’ve Served So Hard Too,

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

Since you're the best skibidi rizzler how would u pizza up all the rq characters?

welp here goes:

Maven: "Is it hot in here, or just you" - followed by me serenading him with a one woman hamilton production (cus he likes the theatre ya see)

Mare: "Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen" - and then I would choose literally anything over her (i sensed a recurring theme in the books and it seemed to end well for all parties 🥰)

Cal: "Are you a campfire? cuz I want s'more" - and then i'd pull out marshmellows and we'd make s'mores

Kilorn: "Are you a fisherman? Cuz i'm hooked" - before becoming a fish and doing the macarana (in my head he isn't exactly straight so idk what to do for him)

Iris Cygnet: "Am I drowning or just looking into your eyes?" - and then she'd probably actually drown me but like in a cool fun way

Evangeline: I am not getting in the way of my fave girl kissers, but if i did - "Are you a steel drum? Because the rhythm of your heartbeat is music to my ears"

Im actually well proud of some of these, I guess thats why they call me the best skibidi rizzler

Bedtime is my favourite time of day

You, every night.

Maven Calore.

did you guys know that when you are in bed at night time, you can turn on a lamp, put a really soft blanket around your shoulders and read your book?? and sometimes it will rain??? did you know that???? the wonders of this life do not cease!

I have red all 176 mareven works on ao3 and I am not ashamed

Me: I wonder how many works this fandom has on AO3

Me emerging from the depths: what day is it?

No because it is

Maven really said if I can’t be liked I’ll be feared

FINAL RESULTS 🥳

I've got 90% of chapter 1 done, just need to edit and wrap it up, can't wait for yall's to read this

MAREVEN FANFICTION

Red queen - a summary:

Red Queen 1:

Glass sword:

Kings cage:

War storm:

My mum gave me my laptop back *yipppppeeee* so I should have a fic out soon, but the poll is tied so I have no idea what to focus on 😭😭😭😭😭

I might put a teaser out soon…….

Also would anyone be interested in being a beta reader? I really need some construct criticism I’m losing my mind rereading this shsshhhhh

- jess