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IDK WHY I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW THE GUY FROM FANTASTIC BEASTS

🌟old movies renamed🌟

rear window: the boy who cried murder

an american in paris: i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers

the philadelphia story: i want you back, i want you back🎵

how to steal a million: gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue

cabaret: drag and scandalous dances in WWII

the sound of music: where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)

bringing up baby: can we keep him? please?

seven brides for seven brothers: abduction cause its romantic

singing in the rain: good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-

it's a wonderful life: a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems

the shop around the corner: we're better staying pen pals than actually dating

breakfast at tiffany's: she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway

roman holiday: tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again

star!: gertie get your shit together

my fair lady: men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech

sabrina: you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead

thoroughly modern millie: everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing

west side story: why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway

harvey: polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up

gone with the wind: you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous

casablanca: paris and kids being looked at

the african queen: oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch

on golden pond: where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts

annie get your gun: frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie

lawrence of arabia: nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours

the wizard of oz: everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids

cinderella: cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime

snow white: practice makes perfect, disney, because this movie was on drugs

sleeping beauty: let's take a story about rape and make it for kids but then add unrealistic body types

gold finger: look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie

chitty chitty bang bang: this movie was also on drugs but it's still great

funny face: audrey and fred in france

🌟i love all these movies so much so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke:

i love this so much

Ponyboy Oneshot - First Time

Requested, thank you

Ponyboy moved from kissing your lips and kissed along your jaw and down to your neck. You had your fingers tangled in his hair loosely. He hovered over you with your legs entwined with his. Pony moved a hand down to your hip and used the other to hold him up. He broke to look at you, asking for permission to continue. You only nodded and he reattached his lips to your neck. He moved around until he found your sweet spot and sucked roughly until he left a hickey. You reconnected your lips with his and kissed him roughly. You moved your hands down to the bottom of Pony’s shirt and slipped it off, throwing it on the floor. You slid your hands down his chest until you got to his jeans and undid them. He kicked them onto the floor and removed your clothes before just looking at you. He smiled down at you.

“What?”

“You’re just so beautiful.”

You kissed him again, smiling against his lips. Ponyboy slipped his hands behind you and unclasped your bra. He threw it to the floor and kissed your chest. Ponyboy kisses down your body and grabs your underwear with his teeth pulling it down to your ankles before slipping it off all the way. He drops your underwear to the floor before connecting his lips to your inner thigh and leaving a hickey. He makes his way back up and looks at you.

“Are you sure you’re ready for this? I don’t want to pressure you into anything considering this is our first time and all,” Pony says looking you in the eyes.

“Yes Pony. I’m sure.”

“Okay…okay.”

He lines himself up before pushing into you gently. You bite your lip and Pony stops moving.

“Do you want me to stop?”

“No, you’re okay. Keep going.”

He nods and moves in and out of you a little faster.

You moan softly and wrap your arms around his torso.

“Oh Pony…”

Pony moves in and out faster and deeper and you wrap your legs around his waist. You hold on to him tighter. You both let out moans and connect your lips. You kiss his neck and moan against his skin.

“(y/n)…(y-)..”

You moan loudly as you throw your head back against the pillow, silently thank God that nobody else is home.

“Ponyboy. Oh God, Pony.”

The house is now filled with your moans along with Pony’s. He moans out your name and buries his face in the crook of your neck. You start shaking as you get close and hold on to Pony as tight as you can, now a moaning mess. Sweat was forming on both if you and you ran your hands down Pony’s chest. His thrusts became sloppy as he got closer. He moaned against your skin and you gripped his hair tightly as you came. Pony pulled out and came on your stomach. He stood up and got dressed. You got up and cleaned off before getting dressed.

“That was amazing, Pony,” you said as you wrapped your arms around his torso from behind.

He turned around in your arms, “I know. We should do it again some time.”

He kissed you and lead you out to the living room where the entire gang sat. Most of them stared and Darry sat uncomfortably. Dally walked over to Pony and patted him on the shoulder.

“Good job, man.”

Your faces immediately turned a deep shade of red as Steve and Two-Bit grinned at each other. Soda walked out of the kitchen and stopped next to Pony, leaning against him.

“Hey, Pony. How was your afternoon?”

“(y/n)…(y-)…” you heard Steve say in a fake moaning voice.

“Ponyboy. Oh God, Pony.” Two-Bit said in the same tone as Steve.

“Oh my God,” Pony groaned as he turned around and pulled you back into the room, closing the door behind you.

“Oh, come on Pony! I have to sleep in that bed!” you heard Soda shout.

“Round 2!” Steve shouted.

anthony ramos and jasmine cephas jones. that’s it that’s the post

johnny eating u out for the 1st time?

-Slightly nervous-Warms you up with his fingers first-Waits until your nice in wet before going down-Shy movement at first-Eventually relaxes and fills you deeply with his tongue-Hold down your thighs are you cum

jews for black lives ✊🏻❤️

credit: adamkylometers on instagram

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