Interviewer: Were You Sad To Say Goodbye To Kylo Ren?

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: You know, some guys my age man… they forget about drinking milk. I don’t know why, maybe they forget how good milk is. Milk’s great. It’s natural, uh… it’s satisfying. I like it when it tastes cold. You just can’t beat it. So don’t you forget it. I’m drinking milk for good.

psychic: what the fuck

hahaha i love cnn

CNN headline writer is *so* done.

not to talk about Harry Potter too much again but Snape's redemption is "do not use that word!" it's balancing his cover as a participant in Voldemort's regime to prevent an actual Death Eater being placed in charge of Hogwarts with his duty to protect his students - and doing so successfully. it's hearing Harry's coded message that his nemesis is in trouble and alerting the Order. it's hearing Ginny's that Harry needs the sword of Gryffindor and risking his cover to send it to him anyway. it's that he's able to produce a Patronus despite all the darkness he is surrounded with. it's him aiming spells like Sectumsempra at his old students on the battlefield and missing vital areas. it's him having to watch the corpse of one of his colleagues being devoured by a giant snake without displaying an emotional reaction.

it's the reader understanding that a large basis of his character is supposed to be formed out of relative poverty, isolation and abuse. it's the reader finding out that he spent the best part of his adult life as a spy, lying to Lord Voldemort, which is meant to be impossible. anyway if you think that you were meant to forgive/feel sorry for Snape because he loved Lily Evans (or worse, because he wanted to have sex with Lily Evans) then you can't read and that's on you

“There were once three brothers who were travelling along a lonely, winding road at twilight —”

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

Does anyone else remember when they first got in to the Beatles, and you thought they all looked the same and that you’d never be able to tell them apart? Now we see a picture of a leg hair and it’s like: yep, definitely John, probably taken around August of 1965 on a Tuesday at approximately 8:15 am.

step into the daylight and let it go ✨💗

@taylorswift i love you so much forever & always ❤️

@taylornation