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8 years ago
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]
The Outsiders, 1983 [ Dir. Francis Ford Coppola ]

the outsiders, 1983 [ dir. francis ford coppola ]

“ Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower, But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf, So Eden sank to grief. So dawn goes down to day, Nothing gold can stay. ”

8 years ago

Sodapop Headcannons - Sex

Requested, thank you.

•He can be so gentle •He really knows how to make love •But •He can also be rough •If he’s had a bad day or is kind of upset and you get him into the bedroom everyone better have earplugs •Sodapop will have you screaming •He really knows how to fuck •Soda is the kind that will kiss you all over •He will definitely go down on you •Never asks for you to give him a blowjob but he highly appreciates them •Cowgirl is his favorite position because he can run his hands all over your body •Can be rough yet gentle at the same time •Never pressures you in to anything •If you shower together he’ll press you up against the wall and fuck you, challenging you to stay quiet •He cuddles afterwards •Sometimes spoons you •Loves to mess with your hair during sex •If you stop by the DX he’ll have sex with you in the office •Car sex •Lots of car sex

4 years ago

me all of quarantine 😌

Im convinced that making art, baking, listening to music/singing and dancing around your house are very naturally nourishing activities for your soul as well as human nature.

2 years ago
Elvis Presley Photographed By Al Fenn, 1960.
Elvis Presley Photographed By Al Fenn, 1960.
Elvis Presley Photographed By Al Fenn, 1960.
Elvis Presley Photographed By Al Fenn, 1960.
Elvis Presley Photographed By Al Fenn, 1960.
Elvis Presley Photographed By Al Fenn, 1960.

Elvis Presley photographed by Al Fenn, 1960.

7 years ago

100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

IF that isn’t enough:

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696 Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433 LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255 Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743 Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438 Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673 Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272 Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253 Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453 UK Helplines: Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111 Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600 Drinkline: 0800 9178282 Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614 India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669 Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7 suicide hotlines; Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430 Australia: 13-11-14 Austria: 01-713-3374 Barbados: 429-9999 Belgium: 106 Botswana: 391-1270 Brazil: 21-233-9191 China: 852-2382-0000 (Hong Kong: 2389-2222) Costa Rica: 606-253-5439 Croatia: 01-4833-888 Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67 Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908 Denmark: 70-201-201 Egypt: 762-1602 Estonia: 6-558-088 Finland: 040-5032199 France: 01-45-39-4000 Germany: 0800-181-0721 Greece: 1018 Guatemala: 502-234-1239 Holland: 0900-0767 Honduras: 504-237-3623 Hungary: 06-80-820-111 Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90 Ireland: 1800-247-100 Israel: 09-8892333 Italy: 06-705-4444 Japan: 3-5286-9090 Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292 Malaysia: 03-756-8144 (Singapore: 1-800-221-4444) Mexico: 525-510-2550 Netherlands: 0900-0767 New Zealand: 4-473-9739 New Guinea: 675-326-0011 Nicaragua: 505-268-6171 Norway: 47-815-33-300 Philippines: 02-896-9191 Poland: 52-70-000 Portugal: 239-72-10-10 Russia: 8-20-222-82-10 Serbia: 21-6623-393 Spain: 91-459-00-50 South Africa: 0861-322-322 South Korea: 2-715-8600 Sweden: 031-711-2400 Switzerland: 143 Taiwan: 0800-788-995 Thailand: 02-249-9977 Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800 Ukraine: 0487-327715 Uruguay: 095 73 8483 You will be missing out on every single wonderful thing yet to happen to you.

8 years ago

i love this so much

Ponyboy Oneshot - First Time

Requested, thank you

Ponyboy moved from kissing your lips and kissed along your jaw and down to your neck. You had your fingers tangled in his hair loosely. He hovered over you with your legs entwined with his. Pony moved a hand down to your hip and used the other to hold him up. He broke to look at you, asking for permission to continue. You only nodded and he reattached his lips to your neck. He moved around until he found your sweet spot and sucked roughly until he left a hickey. You reconnected your lips with his and kissed him roughly. You moved your hands down to the bottom of Pony’s shirt and slipped it off, throwing it on the floor. You slid your hands down his chest until you got to his jeans and undid them. He kicked them onto the floor and removed your clothes before just looking at you. He smiled down at you.

“What?”

“You’re just so beautiful.”

You kissed him again, smiling against his lips. Ponyboy slipped his hands behind you and unclasped your bra. He threw it to the floor and kissed your chest. Ponyboy kisses down your body and grabs your underwear with his teeth pulling it down to your ankles before slipping it off all the way. He drops your underwear to the floor before connecting his lips to your inner thigh and leaving a hickey. He makes his way back up and looks at you.

“Are you sure you’re ready for this? I don’t want to pressure you into anything considering this is our first time and all,” Pony says looking you in the eyes.

“Yes Pony. I’m sure.”

“Okay…okay.”

He lines himself up before pushing into you gently. You bite your lip and Pony stops moving.

“Do you want me to stop?”

“No, you’re okay. Keep going.”

He nods and moves in and out of you a little faster.

You moan softly and wrap your arms around his torso.

“Oh Pony…”

Pony moves in and out faster and deeper and you wrap your legs around his waist. You hold on to him tighter. You both let out moans and connect your lips. You kiss his neck and moan against his skin.

“(y/n)…(y-)..”

You moan loudly as you throw your head back against the pillow, silently thank God that nobody else is home.

“Ponyboy. Oh God, Pony.”

The house is now filled with your moans along with Pony’s. He moans out your name and buries his face in the crook of your neck. You start shaking as you get close and hold on to Pony as tight as you can, now a moaning mess. Sweat was forming on both if you and you ran your hands down Pony’s chest. His thrusts became sloppy as he got closer. He moaned against your skin and you gripped his hair tightly as you came. Pony pulled out and came on your stomach. He stood up and got dressed. You got up and cleaned off before getting dressed.

“That was amazing, Pony,” you said as you wrapped your arms around his torso from behind.

He turned around in your arms, “I know. We should do it again some time.”

He kissed you and lead you out to the living room where the entire gang sat. Most of them stared and Darry sat uncomfortably. Dally walked over to Pony and patted him on the shoulder.

“Good job, man.”

Your faces immediately turned a deep shade of red as Steve and Two-Bit grinned at each other. Soda walked out of the kitchen and stopped next to Pony, leaning against him.

“Hey, Pony. How was your afternoon?”

“(y/n)…(y-)…” you heard Steve say in a fake moaning voice.

“Ponyboy. Oh God, Pony.” Two-Bit said in the same tone as Steve.

“Oh my God,” Pony groaned as he turned around and pulled you back into the room, closing the door behind you.

“Oh, come on Pony! I have to sleep in that bed!” you heard Soda shout.

“Round 2!” Steve shouted.

6 years ago
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports
Timeless Celebrities At Airports

Timeless Celebrities at Airports

8 years ago

Death: I have come to take you.

Johnny: wait, let me ask Dally.

Death: It's not a—

Johnny: he says no

4 years ago

Studio Executive: “so how would you describe this character?”

Screenwriter: “well they’re a single dad -”

Studio Executive, already dialing Pedro Pascal’s number: “say no more”

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