Thatqueeney - Da Eepy Lady

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

Gorgon affini w/ a hive mind floret. Every statue in her lair is a body for the floret. She picks a new body to play with every day

The Cock and Ball Torture Wikipedia Page Vocoded to the US National Anthem (you're welcome)

Mitch McConnell next, like to charge reblog to cast

I'm trying 🥺

Survive the Torture.

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

Do you want to spend the night? 🌌