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My therapist could beat your therapist in smash bros!

Ya'know, I think I've hid my Mommy Issues from women I call Daddy really well

This painting was soooo hard to make, but I fucking love painting.

HDG Story recs: completed stories over 10k words

When a story isn't updating anymore, it can easily be forgotten. Here's ten I can think of that deserve more attention, that I haven't previously highlighted.

Weeklong stay at the J-cafe by PyxxieStyxx: a second person fic about "you" taking a break from it all for a week long drug trip. One of the coziest stories in the entire setting.

Brozenhiemer by tsunmene: an extremely funny story of an affini bumblingly trying to domesticate an absolute chad of a clueless stoner surfer bro.

Affini Domestication Guide by witch_freya: a freak accident gives a human the spark of an affini inside her, and the other affini looking over her happens to be a massive sub...Affini Domestication Guide by witch_freya: a freak accident gives a human the spark of an affini inside her, and the other affini looking over her happens to be a massive sub...

One Good Morning by maridb: a second person fic where you, an overstressed scientist, wake up in the grasp of an affini colleague who has kidnapped you.

Terrans are adorable by immaterial_vivi: a volunteer helps with a demonstration on how to drug humans correctly.

In sleep we fell by fluxom: a truly apathetic human doesn't care they're getting domesticated. A classic of body transformation and pet regression in HDG

Wild and Domestic by moonchild: two butch women, one independent and one floret, start dating, and the floret's owner can't help but get... Ideas.

Sycanthe Lantana First Bloom by Sheepwave(me): an affini POV romcom fic about an extremely autistic and slightly dumb fail plant with a severe savior complex, and her beloved pet human, Lauren.

I put a spell on you by Mindcrank: a very jaded and suspicious woman ends up catching the eye of an affini and swiftly pulled into her orbit. Notably includes oviposition kink.

Cross Pollination by preistessamy: a sweet polyamorous romance about two affini and two humans trying to put on a program where they pretend to be florets and owners. It doesn't stay pretend, shockingly.

My fire alarm is just, beeping every 30 seconds or so. I have no idea how to fix this and a fear of fire alarm from one going off like, a shit ton last year when I lived in the dorms. This is great.

happy 4th of july ! :’)

I love media that I only interact w/ via internet culture and my friends talking about. I hope all their favorite shows get re-newed so I can hear about more things from them!