"How Can You Like These Very Toxic And Horrible Characters That Have Done Despicable And Unforgivable

Ok I have too many of these types of stories one is that my great grandmother helped take down the mob so if anyone want to here that story in more detail please tell me but here’s the one so im related to a murder my great aunt father killed her mother and sister and then just kind sat down at the dinner table and then dropped her off at his wife’s sister’s house and and that sister is my grandma’s mother on my dads side a different one from the one who took down the mob oh and I had a gay relative how was killed and they waited to hold the funeral until my grandfathers aunt also died

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

Also Telemachus

Penelope during the Ithaca saga:

Holy sh*t I did not expect it to blow up

In this essay you will what please continue

me: I’m not dululu

also me: DURING KING OF NY WHEN RACE SINGS “AINT I PRETTY” YOU CAN SEE SPOT NOD AND THIS MEANS THEYRE CANON IN THIS ESSAY I WILL —

Yes me

can I vent to anyone

NEWSIES REFERENCE?!?!

Piratsies 2024

is seize the day a sea shanty?

like genuinely. it has the whole call and response (both 92sies and broadway). but now I’m imagining some like pirates that don’t take shit for nothing fighting over who’s singing davey’s part and I can’t