It's A Figure Of Speech, Sweetie, I Just Wanted You To Know That I'm Ready To Listen To Whatever You're

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Sebastian:

Blindfolding and making you feel his touch on every. single. inch of your body more intensively.

Claude:

Watching you touching yourself in the most intimate parts would be a great pleasure for him, especially if you would lasciviously repeat his name from time to time.

Ciel:

Clothed sex sometimes may be uncomfortable but is a huge turn on for him.

William:

Tying you to the bedframe by his own tie and giving you pleasure in every way he only wants.

Slender Man: "S⦻rry I'm late t⦻ ⦻ur family meeting."

Tender Man: "What happened?"

Slender Man: "N⦻thing. I just really didn't want t⦻ sh⦻w up."

Can I get Masky and Hoodie out on Halloween with their s/o? Thank you love your writing btw!

Masky

Always trying to scare you throughout the entire day.

Why, you ask?

“I dunno.” :)) 

Just one day of Halloween will take at least three years off of your life.

It doesn’t help that Masky’s job is literally to sneak up on people. 

You caught him hiding on top of the kitchen cabinets to jump down and scare you.

Dumbass got stuck, though.

Halloween night will be spent either in the middle of the woods, or on a night out in the town.

It’s your choice, of course. (But Masky would prefer being sketchy in the middle of the woods)

Both are just as scary.

If you choose the woods, Masky will spend the night playing hide and seek with you, along with telling scary stories by the fire while binging on marshmallows.

The city, however, is a night filled with candy, trick-or-treating as grown adults, and maybe a simple restaurant date.

Full of spooks, of course

Hoodie

Hoodie will take you somewhere spooky for Halloween.

Like a haunted house, haunted maze, or even a real haunted house with an EMF and Ouija Board.

Or possibly all three in the same day? 

He’ll protect you through each event, and keep you hidden in his hoodie if push comes to shove.

Hoodie may have also punched a clown actor in the face, but that’s not important right now.

What’s important is how fast he can get away from the crime scene.

An eventful Halloween is a fun Halloween!

And when you go ghost hunting, he mentioned he might punch a ghost in the face too.

Then he mysteriously fell through the floor. Oooo so spooky.

With Hoodie’s injuries and the dying batteries on the EMF making it go crazy, you two decide to chill at home and watch your favorite scary movies.

All while being inconveniently disturbed by trick or treaters.

Can I use that for roaches as well? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😂🤣😅😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

Tumblr seems to do targeted advertisements now. Or maybe that was just a coincidence that they are providing an ad for meat seasoning right after I posted about a cannibal seasoning their meat of choice. "The taste their meat craves" They even got the garlic I just talked about. Very fitting. Meat seasoning for cannibals. How neat. At least we now know the perfect christmas present for any cannibalistic friend you have.

Welcome back, Sweetie! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😌☺️😁😉🥺🤭🤣😂🤦🏻‍♀️✨👉🏻👈🏻

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But I though he was a(n army) doctor, not a vet? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😅😉😏😋☺️🤭😁🙂😐😑😌👀💯👉🏻👈🏻

I was able to apprehend the suspect. I am transporting the suspect home, so you can examine it, @consult-johnhwatson.

PDA Headcanons for Crowley & Aziraphale (gender-neutral reader)

Crowley:

Super comfortable with public displays of affection. Only if he knows you’re also comfortable with it, of course.

He likes letting other people know you’re his (and, vice versa, that he’s yours).

Touchy. VERY touchy. Like one or more of his hands are probably on you at all times.

He likes having his arm around your shoulders (bonus points if you are quite a bit shorter than him - he likes the feeling that he’s keeping you safe.)

If you’re sitting down in a public place (like a park bench, for example) do not think he won’t pull you into his lap. Because he will. All the time.

He will grab your ass in public. He will probably do it discreetly, but he does it just to make you blush and get all flustered.

Constant use of petnames. Sweetheart is his favourite.

Absolutely not ashamed to kiss you in public. Like he will do it a lot. Not just your lips either. Cheeks? Yep. Neck? Y E P. If you have skin showing, Crowley wants to have his mouth there.

More than once he has kissed you, pinned you against a wall on some discreet London corner and things got a little too heated. Cue the two of you rushing back to the Bentley to get to somewhere a little more private 👀

Aziraphale:

Definitely not as confident about PDA as Crowley, but that doesn’t mean he won’t show you any affection in public. He’s just more subtle about it.

Hand holding. Literally his favourite thing to do ever. Does that thing where he rubs little circles into your hand with his thumb !!!

If you lean your head into his arm/shoulder when you’re walking and holding hands?? This angel will straight up melt.

Also likes using petnames on you, though Aziraphale prefers the more traditional “my dear/darling”.

I mean he’s just a good old fashioned gentleman. Holds doors open for you, never lets you carry anything ever even if you insist you’re fine.

You’re cold? He’ll be wrapping his jacket around your shoulders before you can even start shivering.

Will still give you forehead kisses and probably also kiss the back of your hand because he is SOFT AF.

One day you surprise him with a kiss on the lips whilst you’re out for a stroll and he goes red and probably starts tripping over his own feet but is grinning the whole way home.

And me? I'm here, too! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🥹🥺🥲👀😳🙂☺️😁😁😉😋🥳👉🏻👈🏻

Near orgasmic seeing Sherlock as my mutual, until I see what he liked.

And a very good one at that! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

I'd switch with Mycroft, because I'm fat he's got a suit of armor.

❔ 🔁 ❔

*sisterhood of the traveling pants rules apply - anything you swap will fit, no matter your body type

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