“Bring Back Cunty F1”

"how does sucking dick one time make me gay? if i cook once does that make me a chef?" - modern day questions need modern day answers say what now

pt 2 to my previous textposts + top gun

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.

my favorite person

ted to oscar: you look relatively hairless as a man

lando: he shaves

oscar: yeah, this *points to his chin* is six months work

masterlist

guess i need one of these now lol

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how did it end? - lando norris

busy - lando norris

play pretend - lando norris

late night talking - oscar piastri

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lando: fuck am i doing???!

max *almost spits his water*: yeah less of the swearing pal, we’ll get fined on here in a minute

lando: bollocks

max: i’m gonna be down about 50 grand in the next hour if you keep that up. just got an email from the fia

and then Oscar grabs Carlos by the collar and smashes his lips onto the other

Lando: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room. Oscar: Why did you say that so vaguely? Carlos and I are literally the only people you called in here.

There's hope 🫶🫶🫶

Lando talks the WDC during golf today

Lando: “Never give up Max. Never give up. You know, like, this *points to his golf ball which is closer to the hole* is Verstappen here and that *points to MF’s ball farther away* is me over there. There’s hope.”

Max: “There is hope” 🥹

+ bonus

Lando: *Singing angsty cowboy music* “Grown men do cry. Nothing wrong with crying.😒”

© INEVESGF'S⠀⠀MASTERLIST⠀⠀

key:⠀⠀fluff ♡⠀⠀angst ♤⠀⠀18+ ♢⠀⠀humor ♧⠀⠀blurbs ★

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daniel ricciardo ⋆·˚ ༘ *

aphrodisiacs ♢

summary: one joke leads to another and before the two can stop themselves, daniel and his friend take aphrodisiacs that ruin their friendship.

full moon ♤

summary: after daniel had been disappearing in the middle of the night for years during your relationship, you head back to the house one night only to be met with him turning into a vicious werewolf.

"it's getting late" ★ ♤ ♡

summary: with your workload keeping you up late into the hours of the night, daniel tries to convince you to take a much needed break.

lando norris ⋆·˚ ༘ *

jealousy, jealousy ♤

summary: when lando realizes you're sleeping with a driver, he gets jealous and confronts you with the idea of wanting more.

therapy ♢

summary: when lando is stressed out, he proposes something that will help cleanse his frustration and tension.

under the lights ♢

summary: catching lando norris' eye at a halloween party isn't the best of attention you could ensnare, especially when you're masking your not-so-innocent personality with white wings and a halo.

charles leclerc ⋆·˚ ༘ *

good luck charm ♡ ♢

summary: with both of you being busy, you have the chance to surprise charles before his race in monza and bring him some good luck on the track.

accidental interactions ♡

summary: in which you can't stop running into the boy who spilled coffee all over you.

bite me ♢

summary: the vampiric nature of charles slips into the depths of intimacy as he lets his desires lead the way, treating you to a night of pleasure.

oscar piastri ⋆·˚ ༘ *

“come here, idiot” ♡ ★

summary: oscar comes to realize how wonderful of a chef his girlfriend is and wants to join in on the fun, though he can't bake to save his life.

logan sargeant ⋆·˚ ༘ *

“no-one’ll hurt you” ♡ ★ ♤

summary: after having a bad dream that wakes you up in the middle of the night, logan is there to comfort you back to sleep.

lance stroll ⋆·˚ ༘ *

“it’s so cold” ♡ ★

summary: despite lance's knowledge that you weren't the best at ice skating, he thought taking you to the rink would be a wonderful idea for a date.

various grid members ⋆·˚ ༘ *

bruised 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

summary: you tell your f1 boyfriend that they bruised your cervix.

accidents 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

part one / part two

summary: you accidentally send your nudes to your driver friend, ft. toto wolff.

friends with benefits 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

summary: texts with drivers if you two were friends with benefits.

jealousy 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

summary: when your friend with benefits driver gets jealous.

good boy 「 text au 」 ♧ ♢

summary: calling drivers 'good boy' to see their reaction.

dating 「 head canons 」 ♡

summary: what it's like dating some of the drivers.

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