Lando: Fuck Am I Doing???!

Honestly no one talks about how feminism truly rocks because you're telling me THIS MAN existed, IN VARIOUS TIMELINES AND TIMEZONES. And the only person who jumped his bones was Wade Wilson? A MAN. NOT A WOMAN. A MAN. This is all a sick agenda we're willingly going with. (poolverine agenda) not complaining tho. definition of: true feminism is sucking your husband's tits

Brian O’Conner is simply for the girlies idc what yall slimey males yap about

Lack of brian fics is sickening btw. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE GOOD ONES SEND THEM MY WAY

KINNPORSCHE ANNIVERSARY WEEK 14

Free choice: KinnPorsche + text posts (pt. 61/65)

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© INEVESGF'S⠀⠀MASTERLIST⠀⠀

key:⠀⠀fluff ♡⠀⠀angst ♤⠀⠀18+ ♢⠀⠀humor ♧⠀⠀blurbs ★

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daniel ricciardo ⋆·˚ ༘ *

aphrodisiacs ♢

summary: one joke leads to another and before the two can stop themselves, daniel and his friend take aphrodisiacs that ruin their friendship.

full moon ♤

summary: after daniel had been disappearing in the middle of the night for years during your relationship, you head back to the house one night only to be met with him turning into a vicious werewolf.

"it's getting late" ★ ♤ ♡

summary: with your workload keeping you up late into the hours of the night, daniel tries to convince you to take a much needed break.

lando norris ⋆·˚ ༘ *

jealousy, jealousy ♤

summary: when lando realizes you're sleeping with a driver, he gets jealous and confronts you with the idea of wanting more.

therapy ♢

summary: when lando is stressed out, he proposes something that will help cleanse his frustration and tension.

under the lights ♢

summary: catching lando norris' eye at a halloween party isn't the best of attention you could ensnare, especially when you're masking your not-so-innocent personality with white wings and a halo.

charles leclerc ⋆·˚ ༘ *

good luck charm ♡ ♢

summary: with both of you being busy, you have the chance to surprise charles before his race in monza and bring him some good luck on the track.

accidental interactions ♡

summary: in which you can't stop running into the boy who spilled coffee all over you.

bite me ♢

summary: the vampiric nature of charles slips into the depths of intimacy as he lets his desires lead the way, treating you to a night of pleasure.

oscar piastri ⋆·˚ ༘ *

“come here, idiot” ♡ ★

summary: oscar comes to realize how wonderful of a chef his girlfriend is and wants to join in on the fun, though he can't bake to save his life.

logan sargeant ⋆·˚ ༘ *

“no-one’ll hurt you” ♡ ★ ♤

summary: after having a bad dream that wakes you up in the middle of the night, logan is there to comfort you back to sleep.

lance stroll ⋆·˚ ༘ *

“it’s so cold” ♡ ★

summary: despite lance's knowledge that you weren't the best at ice skating, he thought taking you to the rink would be a wonderful idea for a date.

various grid members ⋆·˚ ༘ *

bruised 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

summary: you tell your f1 boyfriend that they bruised your cervix.

accidents 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

part one / part two

summary: you accidentally send your nudes to your driver friend, ft. toto wolff.

friends with benefits 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

summary: texts with drivers if you two were friends with benefits.

jealousy 「 text au 」 ♢ ♧

summary: when your friend with benefits driver gets jealous.

good boy 「 text au 」 ♧ ♢

summary: calling drivers 'good boy' to see their reaction.

dating 「 head canons 」 ♡

summary: what it's like dating some of the drivers.

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

HE'S SUCH A SLUT FOR TALKING ABOUT MAX WHEN HE ISN'T EVEN IN THE ROOM

"i was like 'fuck' and then luckily- sorry- OH NO! OH NOOOOO! i don't want to join max"

if it's Carlos Sainz he can lie all he damn wants JSHDJSGHDJHSJ

I thought he said no parties after 30 all men do is lie 😩😭

I just love this with every being in my body

Paul Mescal crashes Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz interview at Gladiator II premiere

masterlist!

formula one

-lando norris-

yes, and? you’re famous, he’s famous - your new relationship is out for criticism with the world to see. neither of you care. loose basis on ‘yes, and?’ by ariana grande. 

please please please with lando’s past track record of women, you get nervous entering this new relationship. it leads you to do the only thing you know how - write a song. based on please please please by sabrina carpenter. 

arm candy enemies to lovers as the two embark on a pr relationship. reader is heavily based on cristina yang and olivia pope - intelligent and knows her worth. lando treats her as just a piece of ass on his arm. the two need to keep up appearances, yet always have time to find a fight.

baby finn series

house divided yours and lando’s little boy has decided to become a fan of a different team, leading lando into a little spiral bedtime stories finn is begging for a bedtime story, and lando has the perfect one to share.  sneaking onto stream little baby norris misses his dad and goes on a mission to find him, when found - it can only result in cuddles babysitting and date nights uncle carlos comes over to babysit finn as you and your husband enjoy a night out.  the necessary reactions y/n is pregnant again, time to tell the world - well, their whole world.  preparations lando and y/n begin their quest to prepare for their baby on the way, while their first baby is just happy to be included.  the godfather a collection of max fewtrell's importance to your son as his favorite godfather. the last hooray in order to give finn some extra attention before the baby comes, the young family heads to the english countryside, visiting lando’s parents, and granting finn the last little bit of time all about him. interruptions parents with a high sex drive plus a toddler who doesn’t like to be alone equals lando and y/n facing a funny yet frustrating dilemma. set before pregnancy with baby girl norris. 

meet-cute series

part one y/n y/l/n just needed a coffee when she walked into the shop, she didn’t expect to also walk out with a date.  part two y/n is giving lando a run for his money in playing hard to get, and lando knows he's in love so so soon.  part three first ‘i love you’s’ and worries of going public

-charles leclerc-

thank you reader has been stressed from work, leading charles to give her comfort.

she's a lady based on the song 'shes a lady' by tom jones. just y/n being cool and charles being a simp lol

fake or real? y/n sainz had just broken up with her boyfriend of four years. with the tension of both ferrari drivers at each other's throats, their pr team believes it a good idea to have y/n and charles date. y/n can look like she’s moving on from her boyfriend and save her company, charles can look like he likes his teammate, ferrari can avoid any future pr disaster. everyone wins! right?

-carlos sainz jr-

cooking up some fun with the sainz' y/n sainz is a successfully famous chef with her own restaurant and ever since covid, she has been cooking on instagram live once a week. fans adore the sweet interactions between her and carlos and their little baby girl. 

baby, incoming! you and carlos have been married for over a year now and you’ve gone MIA. what could be the reason? new music or a new beginning? maybe both?

can we make this work?  carlos falls for lando's sister, lando forbids it, you and carlos push to get your brother and his best friend back

funny wife, happy life the grids beloved couple have begun a prank war, subjecting the drivers and fans to their hilarious antics

sex ban carlos puts down a sex ban in order to try and improve his racing performance. after he caves and realizes he can’t do it, you place your own sex ban to get payback. and it’s killing the both of you. 

hard life or wag life? reader and carlos are in a fresh romance, but the comments online are starting to drive her crazy, questioning if the relationship is even worth all of the hate she receives.

-daniel ricciardo-

i miss you, i love you danny gets back from the mexican gp and realizes just how badly he missed his wife and kids. that all leads to many questions about his future.

-lewis hamilton-

family ties lewis and y/n have been going out for about half a year and he can tell she’s hiding something, or somebody. her son, a little five year old boy that lewis so desperately wants to meet. but is y/n ready for that next step?

home a small drabble of lewis coming back home from a race to his wife and babies.

-oscar piastri-

surprise! after a few long months of not being able to see each other - y/n at university, oscar racing and training - reader is feeling the blues of long distance. until a certain surprise comes her way. 

-group headcannons-

f1 driver's bday posts for their babies daniel ricciardo, lando norris, charles leclerc, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz jr, oscar piastri, logan sargeant, max verstappen, george russell