Literally Me Running To Tumblr After Twitter Died

i bet he's gonna call him bro and mate

phil calling dan dannyboy or any of his weird pet names 😌

i am going to need phil to call dan anything except dan tomorrow, the weirder the better

Post mentions lbs

Me: *knows that it’s an abbreviation for pounds*

Me and my last remaining brain cell: Libs

Fan fiction writers during the holidays be like

You will never regret getting skinny, but you will regret eating. The choice is yours.

Ana

everything on this photo just seems extremely out of context

Cher costumes

happy birthday to me 🎈

Babe

stop offering me food can’t u see im trying to starve to death