You Will Never Regret Getting Skinny, But You Will Regret Eating. The Choice Is Yours.

Siri, turn my feelings off.

Grizz: Since I’m gonna be gone for a while, I’ve left a complementary bowl of advice.

Grizz, picking a paper out of the bowl: For example, “Harry, stop doing that” applies to everything.

you know when someone writes a fic and it’s just SO GOOD and you’re wondering how they came up with the idea because it literally ignites your soul and is everything you wanted in a fic aND MORE and you just sigh to yourself because people are fucking fantastic ok

happy national coming out day to everyone who plans on coming out today

happy national coming out day to everyone who’s been out for a while

happy national coming out day to everyone who can’t come out

happy national coming out day to everyone who could come out but isn’t ready

you’re all valid and i love you

dwayne: imagine if you 🥵😏🥺 hypnotized 👁🌀💤 me 👉🏼👈🏼🤡 and we 🤝😩👬🏻 kissed 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👄😳

phil: sheep sheep motherfucker 🐑 👀

Klaus: Hey Five, Did you know that "thot" meant "thoughtful person"?

Five: Oh, is that the slang these days?

Klaus: [nods head vigorously]

*2 hours later*

Five: Thanks for helping out Diego... You're such a thot.

Diego: I'm a WHAT?!

hi ..

You used to be shy, now you're a whore

Character development

ALLIE DNP MET 11 YEARS AGO AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY'D MAKE A WHOLE FUCKING EMPIRE AND THEY'RE IN LOVE THEY'RE STILL AS MUCH IN LOVE AS THAT DAY THEY ARE SOULMATES ALLIE THAT'S GROSS. 11 YEARS IS SO LONG AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN HOME AND LIFE AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND ASZD XUXUDXZR6XUZZRZ7Z7ZR7SE6ZS,DSSDFFTXTXTXRXFUXR7R7ZRZ7ZZRZR7ZRZR6W6wWfsWzea3awsrsxct

its insane that just their chemistry and love has positively impacted millions of peoples lives. they deserve all the happiness and love <3