I Sit Here In Woe As I Dutifully Await The Day My Husband Will Come Home From The War. I Tell Myself

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

I use it as a coma

dragonair’s (and dratini) lair garden in the sky ~ 💙

Tbh, this only made me imagine Pizza losing her shit and telling your mom she's not allowed to leave the couch.

Watching my step dad get competitive over his fireworks being bigger/louder than the neighbors is hilarious lmao

jesus no

Okay, so, friends. Occasionally I see an American post on here about “guillotine the rich,” and it turns out that “rich” means “anyone making over $50k.”

We need to clear this shit up REAL fast, because otherwise it’s gonna wind up like the French Revolution, where more middle class and poor people were killed for being “class traitors” than actual nobles. (Did you know that France has more nobles today than during the French Revolution? While there were a few showy executions, many nobles did just fine or experienced minor setbacks.)

If someone makes $60,000 a year, they are making about twice as much as a full time worker making minimum wage in California, Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, DC, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, or Washington State.

Brian Thompson, the CEO of United HealthCare who was just assassinated in New York City, earned $10 million a year, which means he earned 333 times minimum wage in those states. Basically, he cleared an annual minimum wage salary in just over a day. And that “rich” person making $60k/year that you want to guillotine? He made their salary in a bit over two days of a year.

So he was rich, right?

Well. Tesla is trying to give Elon Musk a pay package of $101 billion. That is 10,100 times what Brian Thompson earned and 3,366,667 times more than a minimum wage worker. (Tesla hasn’t been successful yet because of a complicated lawsuit from a shareholder, but they’ll get there.) If you are a minimum wage worker, Elon Musk makes more every SECOND than you do in a year. And that “rich” person who you want to guillotine? He makes their salary in about 1.6 seconds. Even when he’s sleeping.

Now, remember. The Muskrat also is the head of SpaceX, the Boring Company, X.ai, and X.com, so this is just ONE pay package for him.

What I’m saying is — you have much more in common when it comes to economic grievances with someone earning $60,000 (or even $200,000) than the ultra wealthy that have real power. They are not the people you should expend your energy on.

So is that why you looked like you were going to cry yesterday at band?

Starting my mornings off RIGHT with a fucking PANIC ATTACK(or anxiety attack no one in ny life has ever bothered to teach me the difference lmafooooo) at SIX IN THE GODAMN MORNING

How are y'all???

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

He’s got life figured out