Asked My Mom For A Binder For Christmas

He’s got life figured out

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

At least it's 5:53 and we're not going to be stuck here until 8 pm, if we run this fast enough and the actors don't screw props over again, we might get out at 6:30

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

Chat said: WOOOOOO!!!

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

@idraw-sometimes I have new ideas to torment ppl eith

DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

@idraw-sometimes I have a new goal :D

You should blare baby shark.

So i just realised my new phone lets me hook up alarms to spotify playlists, any one got any ideas for shit to put on the playlist i will be waking up to from now on?

Bc I had to wake up and breathe

I have come to disturb your scrolling with this thing

Enjoy :) <3