Lando: why don't you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock?????????
Y/N: alright, one sec
Y/N: hey, it says I gotta have my mouth open for this one boss
it had to be done 🫡
Anakin: she's probably committing crimes right now.
Obi-Wan: who is?
Y/N *walking in looking disheveled*: what are you, a cop? fuck off.
Y/N: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?
Miles: no....
Y/N: yeah, you have.
Miles: no i haven't.
Y/N: you've literally heard it already.
Miles: NO I HAVEN'T.
Y/N: yes, you have.
Miles: I DON'T KNOW IT?
Y/N: you're crazy.
this is what rafes face does while ur explaining exactly why you need this one new designer crop top in every colour available:
both raw, next question
Y/N:*bursts into room, starts panicking*
Anakin:
Anakin: what happened?!
Y/N: no one died.
Anakin: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER-
hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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