The Northern Lights Are Calling...

he escaped the model update

what is it about Steve’s farm that makes everyone gather there simply to fight? 

Is it that creepy statue?

i'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club..

headcanon that Aideen is really good at dancing and can/will fight you on it

hECK YEA HERE WE GO

My therapist: Jorvik long cow isn't real and he can't hurt you

Jorvik long cow:

Y’all are talking about the MC needing a glow up, but you know what? 

I’m letting them go ahead of me in line, cause… 

✨ The light of Aideen ✨

Jankee Candle has anyone made the joke yet? Time to make the joke if no one else has. 

Please I want to see all the Jankee Candle Jorvik scents of badly (or not so badly) edited candles. I want to see Horse Lasagna. I want to see Glue Man. I want to see Biting People (for REAL Horsegirls only!). There HAS to be some Yankee Candle template out there for fake Yankee Candle scents on the internet it has to exist

(what stage of grief is this?)