HECK YEA HERE WE GO

concorde never died she tucked her legs into a ball and just rolled away

(late)spoiler for fashion week under cut

if tumblr tells me to turn off my ad-blocker once more time i will simply install more idc

i almost had linda in the second column as well. linda says bruh but only in the soul rider discord gc

So glad how sso have changed when it comes to diversity! We finally have two canonically wlw, so so many npc’s (with proper backstories) who are poc and they changed Linda’s last name from Chandler to Chanda and she’s now confirmed Pakistani! When it started it was very white and very straight and now it’s pretty good?? Of course there’s always room for improvement but I think what they’ve done so far is Very Good.

Jankee Candle has anyone made the joke yet? Time to make the joke if no one else has. 

Please I want to see all the Jankee Candle Jorvik scents of badly (or not so badly) edited candles. I want to see Horse Lasagna. I want to see Glue Man. I want to see Biting People (for REAL Horsegirls only!). There HAS to be some Yankee Candle template out there for fake Yankee Candle scents on the internet it has to exist

(what stage of grief is this?)

self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave

My therapist: Jorvik long cow isn't real and he can't hurt you

Jorvik long cow:

*violently shoves a microphone in your face* What do you think the new Anne will look like?

[leans in so close to the microphone I can taste it] anne von blyssen will be shaped like a friend

are any of your ocs flat earthers